Oprah, Oprah, Oprah...
Dang girl, and ya know how to go girl, if your not getting your friendship with Gayle broken up by Rachel Rey, or getting trashed for your efforts with the nice school for African girls, now you're getting sued!
Geesh, nobody's cutting you a break.
Well, Al Rocker has stepped up to defend you, and so would I.
So who should you be matched with today?
A good lawyer, for sure. You need defenders. Just ask Rosie. Donald comb-over is after her too.
Hey, do you really think his forgiven beauty queen will do the Playboy spread?
If so, I'll find the beaver pics and post them, like I posted beaver pics before.
Geesh, sweet Oprah, not many are cutting you a break.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...072oprah1.html
Today I'm matching you with Randy Johnson, the big unit...the big Johnson.
Find some comfort. I'll never say a thing to Steadman.
The big unit was rejected by the Yankees, going to the D-Backs.
For sure you both can console each other. Just let him wrap those long arms around you. Feel the power of the Johnson.
You'll get each other through it.
pass the "discovery"