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Originally Posted by UncleBenelli
Anyone else?
LOL Love all you guys i really do, even Dumb Dumb, The forum Mayor!
OK I admit, its all total BS, and You can never win this way all the Odds are against me and I have zero clue what I am doing,. I guess in the end I just really wanted to be Liked by all the greatest horse handicappers in the world who are all found here at the Derby tail.
I wont do it anymore, besides my Mom found out I have been sneaking out of the basement so, I have been grounded and my allowance cut in Half.
Now If I can Just convivence the boys at the dog track, maybe I can be someone Like Dahoss some day,
I apologize and I also quit my Job, I can No longer live with Myself, walking around all day as a Charlton has finally worn me out.
At this point, why Lie, I just want a beer. And Maybe a couple bucks to bet the trifecta straight, on the 1,2,3/.
I have made an appointment to see the therapists, and told Manny to fly back to Cuba.
I only hope I am not found criminally liable for all my BS. I am a small man and would not fair well in Prison.
In the future if I do Post, It will be ALL/ALL/ALL but I will have to steal Moms purse to afford such a ticket.
Back to the Tonka Trucks, I tried.
Good Luck Pros!!
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When you started posting here in 2014, your picks were straight WPS and tri boxes. Those are public posts that anyone can see.
When did you decide to adopt the weird 1930’s wise guy patter and inexplicably complex betting strategies? And why?
I ask as someone who used to insist on posting everything in lower case and then adopted a new handle sure to annoy many here for no good reason.
You accomplished that without a semi-offensive handle or nearly pointless style.