Everything is a conspiracy. It’s so funny. 
 
You’re the kind of guy I despise at Saratoga. Dressed like a bum, comes in with a huge cooler and chairs. Don’t spend a dime and bet your $1 exacta boxes while whining about how the jocks are screwing you.  
 
Stay home this year. No one will miss you and your $54 handle a day. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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