My obsessive compulsive disorder required that I look up krachenwagen which looks like something german and which I expected to be something to haul beer on with Clydesdales, but I was totally wrong. It's a bumper car ride in Canada. I have driven in lots of places including Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas and Houston, but the scariest of all to me was New York. It definitely looked like it could potentially be a whole lot of krachenwagens. I took a taxi everywhere I wanted to go.

