1.) Culture Warrior by Bill O'Reilly
2.) A 1000-piece Bill O'Reilly jigsaw puzzle (Jordan and I wonder if anyone else in America actually goes to the Bill O'Reilly webstore and buys the jigsaw puzzle...)
3.) A 24-pack of the South's most delightful treat that does not start with "Fried" and end with "Chicken"...Cheerwine.
4.) Wanda Sykes's new DVD
5.) A hand-written sticker from Paula Poundstone, my favorite recovering alcoholic and probably my new favorite comedian, that reminds me that I am the coolest person ever and that nobody in the future will probably ever be as cool either -- a sticker that will go in the book that is still on the way to me!
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