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Old 12-24-2006, 01:51 PM
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Aspiring Psychiatrists

The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first
class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student
from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Rice.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M, "How about the
opposite of woe?"

The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
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