From Morty
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Well.
Looks like we got ahselfs a new playah heah.
SIGHTYFORM!!----????
Anyhoo....it's time to revise the KFT5 by listing the KFB5:
1....Duodenum
2....Canadian Sparrow
3....OneUnluckyDane("unlucky" because he got stuck with baffert)
4....blechblechblech
5....Stanley
6....DaffyDannyMoon
7....The Carp
8....El Kaboom
9....Mudcabbage
10..UpSkirt
"He gulped enormous amounts of liquid purple heroin in the hope of offsetting the torturous banging brought about by iodine isotope induced radiation.This is not exactly a high recommendation to the average lab rat as conclusive results are yet to be ascertained.But if ENORMOUS counts....it looks like they will be favorable."
HUGE congratulations to Arletta and Deb-O-Deb.
For different reasons neither of which I am allowed to divulge.
This has nothing to do with ENORMOUS,by the by.
Is NoAdvantage aptly named,or what? Could any forum have more posts about nothing? Would any forum allow Tits? I think Tuskalos has to be an elephant.There is no other explanation.Has Dave Schwontz claimed to have been Miguel Cabrera's little league baseball coach yet?
HEY! Interview with a Professional Gambler II is on this week at NA!
I can wait!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tUHmHaa2Mg
r u putzing around with the KD top four? Or just messing with who will win? Or maybe just the first 2 or 3? It's quite the abysmal mess,isn't it? Things might look so easy, but then you recall past KD's....and you should then think,"Oh my God.Why bother? Some horsey goes off like Palace Malice....and phwwwt! Or maybe no one used Rail Guard and Mine That Bird happens. Or a Point Given just doesn't feel like it today." It's all pretty nutty.But that's why you depend on CLYDEFORM!! Because CLYDEFORM!! will rescue you on those nutty race days.CLYDEFORM!! is also now proud to present ....baffertPROOFING!Yes, CLYDEFORM!! has taken into account those races where baffertness can well happen. Never again get stiffed by the biggest cheat this side of the IRS because YOUR CLYDEFORM!! is now baffertPROOF!
Well now what do I do?
I know that thanks to NA I am utterly used up in seeing terms like,"bank roll","klunk up","sample size"(God I hate this one!)....holy cow;I'm becoming addicted to taking pleasure in reading posts by the frozen,the dead and the stupid.Maybe that's why my subconscious has steered me to books about philosophy and physics.I hate philosophy and like physics but only in its elementary form.....like the apple hitting Newton's head.But ah have larnt the macro is really,really big and the micro is really,really small and philosophers don't care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5arxGd_GPQ
I think someone on NT said the dwarf,Migliori,has been hot on UpSkirt to win the KD.This exemplifies why jockeys names are not found programmed into the smart phones of Mensa members.Those names are more likely to be found on the list of race track terrorists trigger words.
"If you are reluctant about stepping on toes,you will never be able to squirt anyone with mustard."
YOU SHOOK ME BABY!!
SO BURY ME!!!!
AMIGO'S!.....LET'S WENT!