A message from Our Dear Leader:
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Horsey Fans....if you did not have California Aluminum to place,Materiality to win and Mortimer Dex----phooey.I meant : and International Star to win,well then you might be stupid.Because if you do not subscribe to the world's leading edge giver(CLYDEFORM!!),you are getting hosed.
Know who else is getting hosed?California Aluminum.Again, the brains behind that outfit is not allowed to use them.The two "owners" ( and in this case, they are owners in every sense of the word) are the ones making these boneheaded decisions.I'll be amazed if they don't enter him into harness racing's triple crown.Didn't The Walrus declare CA's Belmont opponents as cowards and cheaters? What does he think he himself is? A hint is ,below cowards and cheaters.
By the by;am surprised Lease A Mower Otis hasn't bought into CA to this time.
Maybe he's busy in a International Blade Sharpening Shops Manager search.
He should hire Dummy Jones.
Anyhoo.....the latest CLYDEFORM!! Kentucky Fried Five:
1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Conquest Typhoon
4....ProspectPark
5....MadeFromLucky
6....Frammento
The latest CLYDEFORM!! Kentucky Tokes Five:
1....Light The City
2....Forever Unbridled
3....ByThe Moon
4....EskenForMoney
5....DianneStillWorks
In other racing news,DaffyDanny is said to be filing for divorce against her chubby hubby forefinger----Tony.Rumored to be doing the same to her unemployed actor disaster husband is Genuine Crazy Lady.
Time to strike The Thinker pose and sound,"Hmmmm...."
Close eyes,be hypnotized:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDLVYEUb8vU
Ever get dem nuclear reactor blues? Boy I do.Yoy....unfun.BUT....my driving hero force overcame this assault upon my fine body and I was able to save the virginity of a fair maiden.This is like a big deal,right? Shore it is.I've also found peanut buttah cookies made by Girl Scouts to be a good aphrodisiac.
WHOA!
No,no,no,no,no----I meant a good antidote;to the nuclear reactor blues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDIQ7Otf1mw
Ever see Dream House? That was a good ghost movie,but more "who dun it" and love story than ghost story.It sucked me in.Much like e-baboons doesn't.There's a major revolt brewing over there.Someone is not making pay offs.I'm not saying it's Grindrock;just thayin'.
It's about 3 PM eastern right now. Do you know where your money is????
Book review time!!
Snarf! No it's not! Haven't read them yet , but only I would check out "Plato At The Googleplex" and "Trespassing On Einstein's Lawn"....and then read them both concurrently.Not the greatest idea I ever had.But they do look like fun and I will have my fine reviews out for you on both in about 22 years.
Was I right about our Prez;or what? You know, the American Pharaoh.If he doesn't walk and look and act like an Egyptian,then who does?The fact that the Twins of Deceit(GCL and DD) like him is enough for me to not.It's not the meat,it's the motion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuhja7y4TM
Save a cherry;eat a cherry.I think that's the way it should be.No? It all started with a simple strawberry. Do you enjoy tantalizing fruit? Especially when it's forbidden? Boy I do.The Kentucky Derby is but weeks away.It's that day after the first Friday in May.....remember?If we are honest, none of us have the vaguest idea as to the winner.
But CLYDEFORM!! know.
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Get your lifetime subscription----now.Ringy Dingy SightyPooKins and click it in there!
I keep trying to donate my body to medical science,but they keep insisting it be dead.Maybe that's why medical science is the guessing game that it is.I mean, you know....if they were trying to bring dead bodies back to life then I could see why they would want dead bodies to study.But since they are trying to mend live bodies-----would one not want to study----live bodies? Try to do mankind a favor.God.
Let us close with an old fave:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Rn3kTuW0Q
Oh! Deb-O-Deb....lllloved your Unicorns, Anteaters, and Elephants.Almost, not quite,as good as zebras,amoebas and archipelagos.