Yet another from ~ Clyde
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Welcome to another edition of Clyde and Clyde.
Well that was fun.
Let's get right to it,Sporty Fans.Yew git on yer fb message boards and bludgeon your opponents for this week.
TCPew is at the Texas Shorthorns( book 'em!).
Before I start my award winning game analysis,let me aks all of you a question. Would you be intimidated playing a team called the Horned Frogs??That is the dumbest name I have ever heard.One can't even make fun of it;that's how dumb it is.This is the primary reason I say not only take the Shorthorns and the 6.5....but take them to win the game.Texas has been admirable in their last 3 while TCPew is off a bye that let the Kansas game sink deeper into their noodles.Think of it this way:In their only loss,TCPew scored 58 points.
The Woebegone Platypusi are at the Woebegone State Nookies.
This game already blows. The Nookies are getting 20,but it is a rivalry game and they are at home. The one other thing they have going for them is---- they lose a lot.That's not saying much,is it? All things being the same....I would take the Nookies and the 20.My main factor being; I hate the Platypusi.And really, if you take both teams real nicknames (PLEASE!)....it's the Ducks vs. the Beavers.BLECH!! Really, who cares about this game? The Platypusi will lose the FRAC 10 title game anyways.
The SissiMippi State Horned Dogs are at the Another Miss Pebbles.
I'm already tired of using that insipid rivalry game term...."anything can happen."Well if MSU doesn't win by more than that 2,then baffert somehow got by us.Looks like another swing and a miss for Another Miss to me.
The Floridoo-dah Cajunatahs are at the Corrida Seminals.
I really don't know what to say about any game involving the Seminals.Obvioulsy,winning is not paramount in their minds during any game.It's only near the end that they seem to recall the winning thing.Really thought they shot their wad several games back, but here they come again.Undefeated.But I still hate them.In a tactical play,this time I'm going to say-----take the Seminals and give the 7.5.
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The Baylor Tree Sloth are at the Texas Tech Dead Raiders.
Oh boy.
I'd love to say :Take TT and the 24.5,but they give up over 40 points a game.
So I can't.
The AwDern Horned Tigers are at the Alybamer LOL TIDE!!
This rivalry is called The Aluminum Bowl because of the legion of California Aluminum horsey fans in Alybamer.
Just thayin'.
The LOL TIDE!! has the nations number 2 stingiest defense. That's pretty good.
This game ,they state of the two teams.....it kinda/sorta reminds me of the THE Game.I think Dick is going to have pounded the players minds a bit too far.The biggest thing....under threat of another law suit,all I can tell you is; their has been a spate of broken toll gates in and around Tuscaloosa,Alybamer this week and a piece of a California license plate was found at one of those scenes.
Take AwDern and the 9.5.
I do think they win as they intercept the kickers pass on a botched fake field goal attempt with no time left.
I HOPE TO GOD THIS IS THE Ohio State allows into their home:The vermin known as That Team Up North Vulvarenes.
Now, this truly is THE Game.It is THE Game over all The Games, although I don't think any other rivalry is known as The Game.One of the few and maybe the only rivalry game that has not sold out to that green egg pumping ,massive glob of greed:Queen Corporate America.The only The Game that Congress made official as the most life threatening rivalry game in sports.Where a vote of fans on espn declared THE Game the no.1 rivalry of any team or individual rivalry among any sport that ever existed.
That includes Shared Belief vs. baffert.
Anyhoo.....it's pretty big, no matter what's at stake because the most at stake is THIS Game.Fans of the losing team will spend most of the next year at their local Vomitorium.
Let us now discuss who shall win.
The Bucknuts have steadied their ugly defending of the Forward Pass.Unfortunately, they forgot teams still employ that play of deception----the Forward Run.Gardner can't pass sa hot,but Michigan's run game has improved and they do have a pretty good defense.The Bucknuts offense can do both the run and pass well, although of late they have shown a proclivity for being too nice to the opposing team by wrapping the ball in a pretty package.....and giving it to them as a peace offering.That mustn't happen here.Actually, everything goes out the window.Nothing matters.The two teams hate each other with a purple passion.Plus,The Vulvarenes.....winning this sends them to a bowl and makes their season.They may also have it in mind to win one for the Hoker.The Bucknuts have all to lose in this game;as well as all to win.
The funny thing about this game is-----the players know the extreme importance here and how they must be fully into this game.How they must come out onto the field of battle snorting fire and brimstone,acting as if they have lost their minds and with no other goal than the complete and total annihilation of their foe.
But don't fight.Fight and you're off the team.
Well don't look at me.
It's football....it don't make no sense.
ANYWAYS!!!!....Take the Vulvarenes and the 20----and one half.I do think Ohio wins,though.
Never forget: If it don't work....FIX IT!!
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