George Clooney's dearly departed pig...RIP Max.
http://www.playfuls.com/news_0003664...al_Heaven.html
Funeral arrangements are as yet undecided, but something about "hickory smoke" and a brine bath might be in the offing.
Once George gets over the loss of Max and returns to his palm, things might improve.
pass the bacon, ham sandwiches...hold the mustard. Brings tears to us during our grief...doncha know.
Brit waits as she practices dancing on Paris's private pole. Wait Brit, and keep dancing. It will be worth it. Have some fried skin, cracklin's, or chops while you're waiting for George to get over it.
pass the dry rub