The minimum wager on any bet would be $1000. That way the daily handle would be much higher.
Suspended Jockeys would have to work as bathroom attendants - but they could keep the tips.
If a horse refuses to enter the starting gate - his trainer would have to work as a bathroom attendant the next day - he/she would not be allowed to keep any tips.
When the winning horse number matched the race number everyone would get a free beer or taco.
There would be a track dress code - everyone would have to dress like Steve Byk.
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