Blame refried beans?
 

I don't know what she ate before the flight. Airport food ahs the same effect on me. Could it be a taco and those refried beans? Is this all it takes to force a jet to land? A little fluffer? A match to cover?
Embar-ass-ing!
Didn't those TSA people notice her belly was blowing up on the boarding ramp?
http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/arti...-C1-Headline-2