Tiger and his 9 Iron
 

opps, that was funny

Kevin, the question begs to be asked - have you ever lost a club?

The most amazing thing about this year's Ryder Cup was how the Americans could fit all those big heads through the doors of that tiny Irish hotel they stayed in.

He wasn't looking for his iron, he was looking for mickelson's game that somehow forgot to show up.It was funny though i can imagine that conversation though. Uh dude uh my bad but uh ya your 9 iron is definitly in the drink. My fault on that one.

Never lost one like that, but I did have a putter one time accidentally...kinda..sorta...get stuck between the bottom of my foot and the ground and snap in two....kinda.....sorta.....:o :o

Never lost one like that, but I did have a putter one time accidentally...kinda..sorta...get stuck between the bottom of my foot and the ground and snap in two....kinda.....sorta.....

Well I wouldnt have believed that you would snap a putter until that night I saw you at the harness track I took you to for Del Mar simulcast. Man did you ever lose it! Made me look like Pippi Longstockings! LOL! LOL!

Shhhh Tim.:o

I haven't broken a club in years....that was in my much younger days.

No that was about 20 days ago! Geez, you had me thinking I had an anger management problem. Jack Nicholson, loook out. You remember that dont you? You had to borrow a dollar to get a slice of cardboard.

No....Im talking about breaking a club...that has been a while.

Hell yeah I got mad at the simulcast....I think it was over a Mountaineer race. I can't believe my cell phone still works after that episode.:o

I didn't borrow a buck for pizza...I had the change in my pocket....I had to borrow money to get my car out of parking when I got back home to VA:D :D

Oh thats right. Out of everybody I have ever took there, nobody has ever reacted like that except my friend John who threw a chair about 20 feet in the air at some guy who was rooting against him.

See...I just took it out on my phone.

are you saying your not gonna take me there anymore??

Never. And your anger problem isnt why. Its because the place is a pit and I dont want to be seen there. You know what that could do to my reputation?

I didnt tell you this but I played golf Saturday morning, 1st time this year. After the round, my putter had tree syrup on it and I cant figure out why? It was also bent a little. Hmmm? Appears I went a little "Kevin" out there. :D

I snapped my driver about three years ago when I hit a comedy shot with my 3W and I smoked my bag with it, and then I swung at my bag, picked up my back and the next thing I know the driver is hanging out of my bag like a 45 degree angle, was really comedy

Tim....you are giving me a bad rap here....my temper is not that bad.

Okay maybe I'm exaggerating. But you did have me feeling a little scared that night. Especially considering I lost more in one Del Mar race than you did all weekend :mad:
Then a drunk Oracle calls us to say we should have played Baffert's horse who paid like $5. We should really do our own TV show.

Could you see cameras following our drunk asses around that night...hitching a ride from beautiful Saratoga Race Track to the dump of Saratoga Harness/Simulcast???? We could make millions....and then bet it all away:D


F*ck Oracle....I'm still pissed at him for not inviting us to hang out at the track afterwards and drink all that free beer:mad: Instead we had to actually pay for that draft beer at the OTB.