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bigrun 06-07-2012 05:39 PM

Obama Care Doctor
 
With the coming of Obama Care they are saying there will
be more patients and fewer doctors. Therefore a select few doctors
have received special training which is being tested at this time.

The training is supposed enable the doctor to make a quick diagnosis
along with offering the best cost savings treatment.

I volunteered to be a patient in this test program with one of these doctors

After falling and breaking my leg I made my first appointment and after
4 weeks I finally went in to see him

When he came into the room I told the doctor that I thought I had broken my leg
in two places,
To which the he said " stop going to those places".

I went on to say that when this happened I fell, hitting my head and now my one ear
rings
The doctor's reply was "don't answer it"

A little frustrated I also went on to say that I had a severe pain in arm
The doctor asked "have you ever had anything like that before
I replied yes
and the doctor responed "well you have it again"

With that I demanded a second opinion"
he walked out of the room and came back in again and asked
"what can I do for you"

and then he turned around to leave but before he did he said
"I wish you had come in to see me sooner"
"Take 2 aspirin 4 times a day and don't move your leg for 6 weeks"

As he was walking out the door the nurse came to him and said
Doctor there is a man out there that thinks he is invisible"
to which he replied "Tell him I can't see him"

On my way home I thought -
"What an efficient doctor" "I should really like him- shouldn't I !!! ???"


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