Scuds!!
 

Garvey can keep costs down by having all his kids work for the team

i don't know how anyone has been a serious fan since the o'malley family sold. it's just cheering for laundry.

they used to be something different. now they're just another corporate brand.

but steve garvey would be the ideal frontman for whatever new hell is on the way. he's so...perfect.

Is Vladimir Shpunt still alive?

Garvey can hire him back to give the Dodgers some good vibes.

The McCourts hired this Russian Psychic to help send good vibrations to the team from 2004-2008. Sphpunt most often dispatched the energy from his home office in Boston. Watching the Dodgers games late into the evening.

:D

For us to get real owners, somebody would have to kill the McCourts. Last I heard, Garvey was making appearances at Hooters, and telling interviewers that he's in the (State of Florida) Hall of Fame.