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Princess Doreen 11-24-2010 06:57 PM

Happy Thanksgiving!
 


Have a great day, everyone - except rudeboyelvis who's always a jerk and doesn't deserve happy wishes. Eat just enough so you don't get sick to your tummy - except jerk rudeboyelvis who should eat until he explodes.

And beware of interlopers -like rudeboyelvis.


Rudeboyelvis 11-24-2010 08:30 PM

GTFO

clyde 11-24-2010 08:50 PM

whoa!!

Danzig 11-24-2010 09:22 PM

have to travel for the once yearly time in purgatory at my monster in laws. yay.

Rudeboyelvis 11-24-2010 09:28 PM

Danny... Baybeeee...THIS is not the place for this..... GTFO while you still can....Do NOT GET sucked into the vortex

Danzig 11-24-2010 09:35 PM

lol
hey, at least christmas will be good. going to north carolina, surprise my mother with a visit...and tix to the caps game that sunday in raleigh!! at least my kids will be there tomorrow, the last holiday we'll spend together for a while, since my youngest leaves in january for the navy.

Indian Charlie 11-24-2010 11:13 PM

My Tday will be interesting.

My GF and I just broke up, and yet I'm having dinner with her and her family.

Should be fun.

I hope there is a good football game on.

Rudeboyelvis 11-24-2010 11:40 PM

That's Weird. Unless they are really nice people. Or they own you in some sort of crazy inter-family birthright-marriage-sh1t "gone awry" deal....




I'd punt the whole mess. If that's an option. Not judgin'.....







Be sweet - bring flowers, excuse yourself after the salad.... You can be at the bar by halftime of the first game....

Rudeboyelvis 11-24-2010 11:56 PM

Armadillo.

















I realize this is unconventional and not particularity worthy nor acceptable table fare for Thanksgiving.




















But mah dog jus' kilt one and I gotta do sumthin' with it.

















Gonna smoke it with some mullet.... That's Old Flooryduh eatin'....raght theyah.....





























I will let you know how that works out.





































IF
ah make it.

Indian Charlie 11-25-2010 12:31 AM

Mullet?

I've heard fried mullet roe is excellent. Ever had it?

Coach Pants 11-25-2010 07:09 AM


Bigsmc 11-25-2010 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 727055)
But mah dog jus' kilt one and I gotta do sumthin' with it.

Send that dog over to my house. I have been having a Cadyshackesque battle with an Armadillo that insists on digging holes in my plants near the front door, for several months. I have failed miserably and your dog being a Dillo Killa may work out.

My next step is to go full camo mode and stay up all night and wait for the sneaky bastard, but he doesn't dig every night. His randomness is defeating me.

AeWingnut 11-25-2010 07:33 AM

thread killer
 
just sitting around waiting for turkey

Arletta 11-25-2010 07:49 AM

Got us a hog smokin' on the pit... yes sirrreeee.... Hoping that Jim Bob doesn't set himself on fire like last year and Scooter and the kids use their utensils and not start ripping the meat off with their fingers.... Blech...

Oh and I am ever so thankful of course to my Aunt Bambi each year for making the oh-so-yummy Armadillo pie... Oh My God! If you have never tried it..you just have no ideas what your missing out on....Finger lickin' good I tell ya. :p


I must go check on the heathens and make sure the Lone Star beer bottle pinata hasn't been broken yet :D



Happy Hog Day everyone!

paisjpq 11-25-2010 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 727006)
GTFO

:tro:

Princess Doreen 11-25-2010 09:13 AM

Some people are so easily entertained.:rolleyes:

But, have a Happy Thanksgiving anyway, everyone - except rbe and paisjpg. Anyone who would tell someone to GTFO when they've been given good wishes deserves to be excluded.:mad:

clyde 11-25-2010 10:02 AM

Ya that Thebby's a bi.tch .


Kiss-kiss,dahling.

clyde 11-25-2010 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 727095)
Got us a hog smokin' on the pit... yes sirrreeee.... Hoping that Jim Bob doesn't set himself on fire like last year and Scooter and the kids use their utensils and not start ripping the meat off with their fingers.... Blech...

Oh and I am ever so thankful of course to my Aunt Bambi each year for making the oh-so-yummy Armadillo pie... Oh My God! If you have never tried it..you just have no ideas what your missing out on....Finger lickin' good I tell ya. :p


I must go check on the heathens and make sure the Lone Star beer bottle pinata hasn't been broken yet :D






Happy Hog Day everyone!




!!






Coon asses?

clyde 11-25-2010 10:08 AM

Yup...she be a big ol' fat bi.tch,too!!

dagolfer33 11-25-2010 10:27 AM

Happy Turkey Day to my friends here, to the rest of you, I hope you choke on a big hunk of dried up turkey breast. However, I dont think I really have any enemies here so everyone should be good. PD, you need to go pop a spiral honey ham in the oven, watch the Macy's parade, and just chill TFO.


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