Zenyatta vs Secretariat, Citation and Man o' War AND
 

... they're all on one team AND riding on miniature versions of the space shuttle which NASA has graciously donated.

Who wins?

I think Citation would win.

Giants Causeway-Rock Hard Ten-Zenyatta tri.

Makes perfect sense but I'm throwing Secretariet in too for my 4 horse tri box.

Well now I'm confused.




What's with these other horseys?

Please be advised that all the other fine horsies are on one team.

All of them vs Big Z.

Got it?

Good!

Carry on. :D

Oh.

I misread.

I am sorry.




The last time I said I was sorry here---I got whacked with about 6 pies...and I think Team CiSecMow wins.

put zenyatta on mini-challenger and everyone wins.

Oh now I get it.

Well, Zenyatta will come in last.

Her little space shuttle will come out of the little space shuttle gate last. Then, all the space shuttles are built the same so no one little space shuttle goes faster than the next. Since Zenyatta is so much taller than the rest she weighs the most therefore slowing her little space shuttle down the most and not allowing her to come from behind as she normally does.

That makes sense.

Oh my God trackrat that does indeed make sense.

Bad God! :p

Okay what about this... shifting gears now as they say...

You've got a city... oh fine let's just say it's somewhere in Japan.

Who does a better job desrtroying it... Zenyatta or Godzilla?

One more!

On to snowboarding and by that I mean the single, most difficult trick that exists.

Who does a better Double McTwist 1260 (three and a half spins while doing two flips).

Shaun White or Zenyatta?

I can't read this anymore.

So you're saying Godzilla? :confused: :D

Well I would have!!

Godzilla destroys the city. The Queen would not hurt a horse fly.

Zenyatta does the best flip. She would need two snowboards so her Double McTwist 1260 will come across looking more difficult than Shaun White's.

This I believe makes sense too.

Erudite work,Dirty..I mean TrackRat.



You will fit right in;down here in The Labyrinths.

I don't know about the space ship races and destroying japanese cities..what would we do then Japan Sistah...:p

Track rat presents some pretty relevant points, but this I can say with absolute certainty;
there is no horse

EVAH!!!

that will beat Zenyatta out as






the DANCING QUEEN!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM1Q5rflpnA