Patriots 51-Jets 10
 

I jumped on my brothers Xbox 360 earlier, fired up the Xbox live and Madden 11. I stick with my team, New England. This chump takes the Jets. Hes talking all kinds of **** through the mic, rightfully so. His record was 21-7 with 1% DNF... Thats 1% is hard to find, most of the time when Joey S is blowing someone out they will quit. My brothers record is 7-17 37% DNF... Little does this guy know he is not playing little brother. The **** talking continues as I can only manage to get a 14 yard return on the opening kick off, out to only the 16 yard line. The **** talking is so bad, Im ready to take the headset off. First play... Play action......RANDY 86 YARDS LATER I GO ALL VINCE VAUGHN ON THIS CLOWN "Its not me doing this to you, its these little virtual guys, I need to thank these guys for there hard work and dedication to me, they play harder for Joey S" He has a good run back on the kick off, 3 and out..... 3 runs and out. Punt, fair catch... First play 67 yards to RANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY.... 14-0 3 minutes in, Moss 2 catches 153 yards 2 touchdowns...I continue to talk the most **** in the history of **** talking. The rest of it goes like this... He had pride he did not quit even though it was 31-3 at halftime and his only touchdown came on a punt return that my dude fumbled... The final stats were Brady 31 for 35 567 yards and 7 touchdown passes. Moss 14 receptions 327 yards 4 touchdowns including 2 goalline FADES TO GO WITH THE BOMBS AND A BUNCH OF BIG SCREEN GAINS. This was like an all out slaughter....I layed the wood down on this clown....
This is what the Pats will do to the Jets this year, they are that good, and I am that good.

reading this is like watching a really bad actor try to do a parody of himself.

Joseph, I really believe it's time that you seek professional help..................

Sometimes you need to lay the wood down.... I am LEGEND @ Madden.

Yeah, you are a massive talent.....................:rolleyes:

I know, and its funny because these dudes on TV play for like 100k and ****. I have won my fair share of Madden $ playing 3 man 2 elimanation tournaments. I am that good.

The thing about it is this....
I dont want to be this good, Someday I hope to meet my match. It might take the maker of the game, or even Madden himself, but I hope some day I can be humbled and defeated.

Seems unlikely

I almost want it to happen. Between my main job, my sons, my female friends, my little OTB Job, and sadly a recent death in the family... I never have time for Madden, but somehow I am still good enough to just dismantle people. I DONT WANT TO BE THIS GOOD ANYMORE, I DONT... I WANT TO BE DEFEATED.

my 14 year old would make you cry like a biz-nitch..you would quit the game son..

:tro::tro:

The Ramones ftfy

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