Hysterical
 

They don't pay cops ENOUGH to do that!

Back when I was a cop I hated being the only female officer on a shift, I always got stuck searching the women who were arrested since, obviously a male officer shouldn't if possible. Strip searches were the worst... Imagine having to say to a woman after all her clothes were removed, "I have to make sure you're not hiding any weapons, please lift up your breasts so I can make sure there's nothing under them. Thank you, now lift up your roll of tummy fat, ok now the other roll. Ok, now squat down and cough... Ah ****! What the hell is that smell? You haven't showered this week? That's really gross ma'am!"

True story :eek:

I just had to check the board one last time before hitting the sack. I feel a nightmare coming on.

my father absolutely refused to search any womans purse after finding something particularly nasty in one. he always had someone else do it after that.

and his best advice. when grabbing the body bag, make sure you get the head end, not the foot end.

I hope I don't ever have to encounter that situation :wf