Dear Jack....
 

...what's up with the seats, Jack? Why are you, the ultimate Lakers fan, sitting so near the visitors bench while Rock, Spade, Kevin James and that Adam guy - what's his irrelevant name? - sit next to Phil and the Lakers? Piss someone off Jack?

Seriously Jack, you did a better job with "...Here's Johnny ...." than those other 4 dweebs ever can hope to accomplish in a 4 hour film, yet there you sit at the wrong end of the scorer's table.

And then you have to sit next to a 60's something Kid Rock wannabe in the white hat and shades...... Jack, someone is dissing you big time on the seats, babe.

What's up with that???

Kid Rock wannabe? Dude that is Lou Adler.

You square. Keep hatin.

He needs some new shades - Macho Man Randy Savage made those tight 20 years ago. Lou - not so mch today - even if Cheech told it it was the way to roll....

That's such a Samantha thing to say.

Nicholson has had these courtside seats for more than three decades...is this the first Laker home game you ever watched?