Spartacus: Blood and Sand
 

While it's no Rome ... I really like this new series Starz has going.

I always thought Spartacus would be a really good name for a son if I ever start siring offspring.

Starz has some killer programming... Head Case, Party Down, and Crash are all a cut above

Also some equally great names for an off-spring....

Gosh Doug, don't you think your progeny will have enough issues without the offbeat moniker?

Why Steve, what could go wrong after the kid graduates after being the initial and only member of Presque Island Elementary?

:D Spartacus The Sock Slayer.

Spartacus The Power Bottom

Spartacus and his bros Hannibal, Caligula, and Sylvester will all be normal enough.

It's their sisters I fear for...





Sylvester Salvatore. He won't have any problem making friends... :rolleyes:

Middle name will be Stallone.

Uncle Joseph is going to be devastated.

If the kid turns out to have down sydrome - we will just call an audible and name it PG 1985 in his honor.

Can you give a kid numbers for a name though?

Maybe we'll have to settle with PG Ocho Cinco.

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With a name like Sylvester Stallone Sal ... I can see the little basterd going around saying 'up ya nose with a rubber hose'

You guys don't know what it's about to be a Sal.

My only full brother has the name - I'd call him Big Sal and he'd call me Big Sal. I'd call him D. Sal and he'd call me D. Sal. But mostly, I'd call him Sal and he'd call me Sal .. and pretty much everyone called us "Sal"

Whenever someone says "which Sal?" they'd say Sal Jr. for him or Sal Sr. for me.

The first name is for the lamest teachers, parents, and old relatives to call you.

If you're going to give one ... why give something faggoty? Make those people call you someone who stood up to tyranny, spit in its face, and crushed skulls like Spartacus, Hannibal of Carthage, and Stallone all did. Or just make them call you Caligula.