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The Indomitable DrugS 03-15-2010 11:13 AM

Aim High!
 



This chicks goal is to be the fattest in the world .....

And if you said "I bet she's from New Jersey" ... you can go to the windows and cash your $3.60 mutual right now.


This was my favorite part though ....

Quote:

She runs her own website where people pay to watch her eat, or see her wash her huge body.

The cash helps fund the family's $750 a week food shop, which Miss Simpson carries out in her mobility scooter.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...s-fattest.html

MaTH716 03-15-2010 11:16 AM

There is just so much wrong with this story that I don't know where to begin.

Hands down more disturbing then pillow man.

The Indomitable DrugS 03-15-2010 11:28 AM

Nonsense ... nothing like a feel good story of a girl chasing her dream to be #1 in the world.





I wouldn't hit it now ... but believe me ... if she gets to #1 in the world, I'd hit it in a heartbeat just so I can say 'I banged the worlds fattest broad'

...In fact, I might even have it carved on my tombstone.

Heels1989 03-15-2010 11:35 AM




I just threw up alittle. :wf

tiggerv 03-15-2010 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I wouldn't hit it now ...

Liar

The Indomitable DrugS 03-15-2010 11:42 AM

I might let her toss my salad or something...but I'm not lifting that belly and searching for her hidden tuna tunnell until she's in the books as numero uno.

I wonder if she knows anything about training horses? She sure does look like DT Stables material.

GBBob 03-15-2010 12:42 PM

Good God...the anti-Beulah thread

miraja2 03-15-2010 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I'm not lifting that belly and searching for her hidden tuna tunnell.

I laughed.

Hickory Hill Hoff 03-15-2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS



This chicks goal is to be the fattest in the world .....

And if you said "I bet she's from New Jersey" ... you can go to the windows and cash your $3.60 mutual right now.


This was my favorite part though ....




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...s-fattest.html


That's Lloydobler's mom? :eek:!!! .......... :p

geeker2 03-15-2010 05:30 PM

she will need to step it up...
Attachment 1452

Carol Yager 5 ft 7 is gauged to have weighed more than 1600 pounds at her prime.

AeWingnut 03-15-2010 06:20 PM

looks like Ziggy after a week in the ocean
 


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