Hank Goldberg ummm wins?!
 

!!

Wins National Optometric Award mistaking it for an Eclipse award? :zz:

Drink up Hank!!

http://www.turfnsport.com/racingnews...ic-conference/

Spokesperson Nancy Myopia. Not a dry or lazy eye in the house. Good stuff.

Mean, mean. But funny!

what a tard..

Please can someone on here tell me if this really happened??? i mean i just read the story out loud to my friends at work and theya re all dying laughing b/c i filled them in on Hank and his affinity for a few drinks. There is no way that this really happened, did it???? Just the thought of this occuring has almost got me in tears from laughing so hard. can someone verify

I'm at work and this is blocked content :(

Mike.

This once happened to Orson Wells on a radio show and the rest was history. I think you're on the right track.

VJS

Wait a minute! The spokespersons name is Nancy Myopia??? This had to be a fake story.

Now wait a minute! I am an optometrist and a handicapper. This guy is now a disgrace to both professions.