Tragedy at CD narrowly averted!
 

A bunch of fillies ran against a bunch of colts in the feature race, and the fillies not only all finished the race, they ran first and second!

It's a miracle!

Someone should investigate how in a field of nine, five fillies somehow cruelly managed to get entered.

The ASPCA better look into Linda Rice's practices of running fillies with colts all the time. Doesn't she know that it makes their ankles snap?

I liked you better as the Pope. You were cute in that dress.

Pope? What Pope?

I was the evil emperor in Star Wars.

I guess they are about the same, in reality.

You don't like my homage to Druggie?

The trainers obviously aren't looking in the best interest of the animals.

(except for that trainer I like, his owner is obviously callin' the shots)

I kinda like the 70's style bangs.

There was a tragedy in my wallet because I liked the 9

they should space those fillies apart; only three allowed at a time.

Fixed it for you.