least favorite tracks and frontons to bet.
 

what is everyones least favorite places to bet? mine's Woodbine for horses, Cal Expo for harness races, Tri State greyhound park for puppies, and Dania Ji Li for Ji Li.

Isn't Ji Li a star of Asian action films?

No. She's the (prototypical) Chinese woman that's always walking on the bike path (when the pedestrian path is 10 times larger). She lives EMPIRICAL SOLIPSISM (and loves men at least a foot taller than she.)

I was speaking of the game you can bet on where foreigners lob a ball off the wall for points.

the completely fixed internet poker sites i keep gambling at where despite my extraordinary skill, i lose.

i have many bad beat stories if anyone doubts my skill.

You may or may not be aware of this, but there have been many tough beats here this past week. Eighteen, I believe, over the last two days ( that I know of for certain ).

do me a favor and ask steve if i can have hi_im_hrfan.

and in completely unrelated news, I am currently sitting at a 180 player 20FTP where the winner goes the the Sunday Brawl next week.

29 players left...im 4th in chips:rolleyes:

if you miss the 180-1 shot at least you know it was an overlay.

3600 ftb's for a sunday brawl entry? they're giving money away.

I have to play well for all my fans.




all 2 of them


12 players left...still 4th in chips

finished 8th.

I will let my one fan detail the bad beat if he wishes:wf

KGB pushes with wired 9's (quality move in his position) and some guy who was looser than a hooker's trimhole called with A-4 spades...(im sure he will justify it by saying that they were suited:rolleyes:) Flop comes 3-K-6 I believe.(one spade)..Knowing KGB's run of piss poor luck, Im expecting spade on turn and then either an ace on river or the ever dreaded runner runner spade. Turn spikes a non spade 3 to give him two pair and teh guy who has pair, ace high is down to a 3 outer. Need I say what he catches on the river???

PS. Some guy, who loved pearl necklaces, was talking $hit about KGB saying he was 'owned'. He busted out in 5th(the bubble boy). Karma at its finest.

Im trying to catch this 50FTP to the $750k guarantee on Sat.:tro:

Down to the final 3 of us....no one wanted to do anything crazy. Like a 3 man circle jerk:wf

damn...2 of us left.

Him 63,000 in chips
Me 17,000 in chips

:wf :wf

MY MAN...
Nice win....thought when he flopped 2 pair you were dunzo, but 4th streeet actually heled you for once...

I've been thinking about getting on FT for a while. Had a good run on pstars lately, cashed out a nice amount, but took some horrific beats this weekend which zeroed my balance so have an opportunity to switch over. Both big tourneys ended the same today for me... donks trying to give me their chips followed by a gruesome beat. KK, raise in front of me preflop, reraise from cutoff, flop blanks, orig raiser bets, I raise, turn blank, check, I move all in for the pot, he calls nearly all in for 20BB's with AQ and no draws. Two out ace on river as another guy said he folded an ace. 2nd wasn't quite as ugly since we both hit our aces on the flop and he pushed me all in for about the same as my stack so at least he had a reason to be in a pot, hit his 7 vs. my Q kicker on the river, maybe I'm playing too aggressive today, I don't know. I like Pstars' tourneys but their frequent player program is terrible.

I actually just came back and won in about 12 hands.

Looks like I now have plans this coming Sat. at 8:30:tro:

Thanks bro. :tro: :tro: