Indian Co-Worker stories
 

So today has just been wonderful, some of you know of this indian girl that works where I work, in my same division, sits right next to me. She is a jealous one. She is always trying to catch me on DT or ESPN or Bloodhorse. Anywho, today she asks me to explain football to her, conversation goes on FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES till finally I was like "Watch the game"

Meanwhile, she has been 'scarfing' her running nose for the last two weeks and chugging water like it is coming out of a trough

Sir, can you get guns at the Thistlydowns?

And now she is blasting her IPOD out of her earphones and it is the most annoying thing ever. She doesn't have them in her ears, just on her desk BLARING. meanwhile, i have mine at a reasonable decibel.

Sir, 280lbs, AT LEAST, and she isn't 6'7, she is probably 5'2, 5'4 tops....

Be married for 25 years...same sort of thing.

:mad: :mad:

sucks to be you scav!
that is one great thing about my place of work....it is a veritable cornucopia of fine lookin women....

:p

:D

This thread should be hijacked asap
:rolleyes:

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This chick would hurt GPK, suffication style, he is like 130lbs and the same height as this chick

Thud

I thought that they are vegan's, how the hell is she 280?

curried cupcakes?

maybe she fries all her veggies?

Seriously, I am going to try and get a picture with my phone, it is ridiculous.....

mac and cheese with a coke is a vegetarian meal.

if she want's to lose weight, have her check out hoss or kev's pud after a meal.