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Coach Pants 10-06-2008 04:12 PM

Dagnabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!one!!!!
 
I have a bustin' sinus headache. :mad:

pgardn 10-06-2008 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
I have a bustin' sinus headache. :mad:

So have a doctor drill a small hole in each cheek
bone, inject warm saline through the hole into the
sinus blowing out all the green crap jellified in
all those nooks and crannies.

The green stuff will blow out thru your nostrils.
Save this for a delicious broth to go with your
tonsils when those are removed and boiled.
Add dandruff and toe calluses to taste.

And I thank you.

-Hannibal Lecter

Kasept 10-06-2008 06:50 PM

It puts the lotion in the basket.....














































... or else it gets the hose again.

Hickory Hill Hoff 10-06-2008 06:53 PM

Try this....

Mortimer 10-06-2008 07:15 PM

Can't I read anything that won't cause projectile vomiting!!?




Jesus!

pgardn 10-06-2008 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Can't I read anything that won't cause projectile vomiting!!?




Jesus!

I could go on... and possibly cause explosive diahrrea(sp?) to go with
that projectile vomiting. Firing from both ends creates some
interesting momentum problems.

Imagine you were on a skateboard while projectile vomiting in
one direction while sending hot mud in the other direction...

problem to be continued once we know the mass and velocity
of the vomit and hot mud.

hi_im_god 10-06-2008 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
I could go on... and possibly cause explosive diahrrea(sp?) to go with
that projectile vomiting. Firing from both ends creates some
interesting momentum problems.

Imagine you were on a skateboard while projectile vomiting in
one direction while sending hot mud in the other direction...

problem to be continued once we know the mass and velocity
of the vomit and hot mud.

i give this 2 golden missile's.

pgardn 10-06-2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
i give this 2 golden missile's.

Its a fairly mundane problem.
You are far too kind.

Rileyoriley 10-06-2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
I have a bustin' sinus headache. :mad:

May I suggest Benedryl Allergy and Sinus Headache. Works wonders.:tro:

TheSpyder 10-06-2008 08:11 PM

One word.....reafer

GPK 10-06-2008 08:16 PM

I feel ya CP...I been sick all weekend:wf

Rileyoriley 10-06-2008 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I feel ya CP...I been sick all weekend:wf


That's because you don't spend enough time outside in the cold, fresh air.:D

GPK 10-06-2008 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
That's because you don't spend enough time outside in the cold, fresh air.:D


If I never spend another day outside when its below 60, I will be just fine.

Rileyoriley 10-06-2008 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
If I never spend another day outside when its below 60, I will be just fine.


:eek:


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