Obama's speech
 

"I had a dream..." now I have to puke.

i'm so glad i forced myself to watch it. that was hilarious stuff.
example A
"But I stand before you tonight because all across America something is stirring. What the nay-sayers don’t understand is that this election has never been about me"

that one had me doubled over for several minutes.

Come on Jim..what the heck is he supposed to say..

Of course it's about him, what's wrong with that?

I know you think he's an egomaniac, but, and I know I'm a tree hugging, bleeding heart commie, I don't see that

in a stadium filled with 80,000, with his face plastered on huges screens all over, with fireworks going off in the background, he said he was accepting the nomination with "humility".

Good rule of thumb, if you think you are "humble" there is a very good chance you are not.

Where should he be? Back in the diner in Des Moines?

It's like me with Bush...nothing he does is right

even money mccain says something along the same lines during his acceptance.

"i rock, you suck" doesn't seem to work well.

My dick got hard (with the help of Levitra) when he started talking about putting Russia and Afghanistan in check.

Americuh F.UCK YEAH!