I am getting a real job
 

It's been a lot of fun being a gambler and more recently a major leauge slacker all of these years - but I am giving this life up and going to work a good honest job. What can I say - I've just become a wash up.

Starting this Friday - I will be heading to Delaware Park and hustling book for a promising jockey. He's hungry - and with Rose out for months - I see an oppurtunity - even with the small fields and all.

I never dreamed of being a jockey agent - as most seem to be phony slimeballs - but I couldn't pass up this once in a lifetime chance.

Here is my money jock:


And this is my bug rider:

I mus admit... a good career move for you Jugdash.. I mean Douglas.. :rolleyes:

sharptons red phone ringing off the hook:rolleyes:

Imus is in the clear for sure now.

Scavs actually PM'd me wanting to know the name of the rider.

As hard as I may be trying - I can't out tard all of the tards all of the time.

one I didn't read the whole thing, two, I am f'n tired, and three, GFY......

Sleep depervation isn't a good enough excuse.

What about a lack of reading comprehension? Doesn't that count for something? LOL

Oh my.

LOL

When you are finished with your tomfoolery,,would you kindly return my lawn ornaments...

:tro: Thread of the year material!:tro:

Too f'n FUNNY!

DRUGS We found a pix of your apt in NYC! :eek:

yeah...it's not like you use it for your spelling

:rolleyes:

I've been there... many times. Love that entrance.

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I think Freddy Fong could use a new agent...

You interested?