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Random drunk thoughts
-Will the Jap(anese)s run Casino Drive if he is less than 100%? I sure hope not, cuz I'm betting him if he runs.
-Let's say Big Brown wins. What will be on the front page of the Washington Post on Sunday? Hillary's concession, or a story about gas prices? -I just realized I have a thing for horses with Japanese connections. I was all about FuPeg and Sunday Break. Friggen Sunday Break would have torched War Emblem if he had made the Derby field. Friggen Drysdale was too cautious. Actaully, Sunday Break was a hanging pig. What the hell am I talking about? -If Casino Drive scratches, the best horse Big Brown will have faced in his entire career is dead (Eight Belles). He basically will have won the Triple Crown by beating glorified allowance horses and taking steroids. What a dagger. -Suffolk Downs' offer of $5MM to Curlin and Big Brown seems low, now that I'm bombed and thinking clearly. When you consider the dozens of people who will watch it on TV, the offer should me more like $5.01MM. -Even though I hate most of you, I really like all of you. Even Andy, who breaks my balls constantly. Bed time. Massive hangover soon to follow. |
I remember my first beer.
Anyone else? I can hardly wait until you finally get laid. |
Random sober thoughts.
- Do they have those breathalizer things (that people have to breath into before their car starts) for computers? - It would be detrimental to Andy's well being if he held his breath until Justin got laid. - Noon can't get here fast enough. |
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I'll take Justin at -165 |
Hmm. These thoughts are remarkably similar to Justin's random sober thoughts.
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Scavs has already mentioned he frequents gay bars in Chicago......Justin should be more like -850. |
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Were you out getting wasted because I was somehow right and you were somehow wrong in our litttle argument about the economy ? Dont take it so bad...I am usually wrong most time....you just unfortuneatly caught me on my lucky day. If you somehow didnt see yesterdays events in the markets/employment report, dont look...it's beyond ugly. |
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Boonesfarm Strawberry Hill $3.....
MaximaSuper $1.69..... Hearling in the second seat of the offensive line coaches 280Z you started by proving that starting a car doesn't require a key..... 40 yd.wind sprints every day of 1975 .....priceless!!!!:zz: |
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He told me he those were his "waitress slayer" sandals. Combine them with the blindingly yellow shirt and he is irresistable to all waitresses. |
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scavs would hit that
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i guess justin will be looking for a new avatar today.
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