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justindew 06-07-2008 02:22 AM

Random drunk thoughts
 
-Will the Jap(anese)s run Casino Drive if he is less than 100%? I sure hope not, cuz I'm betting him if he runs.

-Let's say Big Brown wins. What will be on the front page of the Washington Post on Sunday? Hillary's concession, or a story about gas prices?

-I just realized I have a thing for horses with Japanese connections. I was all about FuPeg and Sunday Break. Friggen Sunday Break would have torched War Emblem if he had made the Derby field. Friggen Drysdale was too cautious. Actaully, Sunday Break was a hanging pig. What the hell am I talking about?

-If Casino Drive scratches, the best horse Big Brown will have faced in his entire career is dead (Eight Belles). He basically will have won the Triple Crown by beating glorified allowance horses and taking steroids. What a dagger.

-Suffolk Downs' offer of $5MM to Curlin and Big Brown seems low, now that I'm bombed and thinking clearly. When you consider the dozens of people who will watch it on TV, the offer should me more like $5.01MM.

-Even though I hate most of you, I really like all of you. Even Andy, who breaks my balls constantly.

Bed time. Massive hangover soon to follow.

blackthroatedwind 06-07-2008 06:32 AM

I remember my first beer.


Anyone else?


















I can hardly wait until you finally get laid.

Bigsmc 06-07-2008 06:37 AM

Random sober thoughts.

- Do they have those breathalizer things (that people have to breath into before their car starts) for computers?

- It would be detrimental to Andy's well being if he held his breath until Justin got laid.

- Noon can't get here fast enough.

GPK 06-07-2008 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
I remember my first beer.


Anyone else?


















I can hardly wait until you finally get laid.

Im thinking prop bet here...who gets laid first, Justin or Scavs?

I'll take Justin at -165

slotdirt 06-07-2008 07:35 AM

Hmm. These thoughts are remarkably similar to Justin's random sober thoughts.

stonegossard 06-07-2008 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Im thinking prop bet here...who gets laid first, Justin or Scavs?

I'll take Justin at -165



Scavs has already mentioned he frequents gay bars in Chicago......Justin should be more like -850.

stonegossard 06-07-2008 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justindew
-Will the Jap(anese)s run Casino Drive if he is less than 100%? I sure hope not, cuz I'm betting him if he runs.

-Let's say Big Brown wins. What will be on the front page of the Washington Post on Sunday? Hillary's concession, or a story about gas prices?

-I just realized I have a thing for horses with Japanese connections. I was all about FuPeg and Sunday Break. Friggen Sunday Break would have torched War Emblem if he had made the Derby field. Friggen Drysdale was too cautious. Actaully, Sunday Break was a hanging pig. What the hell am I talking about?

-If Casino Drive scratches, the best horse Big Brown will have faced in his entire career is dead (Eight Belles). He basically will have won the Triple Crown by beating glorified allowance horses and taking steroids. What a dagger.

-Suffolk Downs' offer of $5MM to Curlin and Big Brown seems low, now that I'm bombed and thinking clearly. When you consider the dozens of people who will watch it on TV, the offer should me more like $5.01MM.

-Even though I hate most of you, I really like all of you. Even Andy, who breaks my balls constantly.

Bed time. Massive hangover soon to follow.





Were you out getting wasted because I was somehow right and you were somehow wrong in our litttle argument about the economy ?

Dont take it so bad...I am usually wrong most time....you just unfortuneatly caught me on my lucky day.

If you somehow didnt see yesterdays events in the markets/employment report, dont look...it's beyond ugly.

hoovesupsideyourhead 06-07-2008 07:46 AM

:rolleyes:

docicu3 06-07-2008 07:50 AM

Boonesfarm Strawberry Hill $3.....

MaximaSuper $1.69.....

Hearling in the second seat of the offensive line coaches 280Z you started by proving that starting a car doesn't require a key.....

40 yd.wind sprints every day of 1975 .....priceless!!!!:zz:

MaTH716 06-07-2008 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonegossard
Scavs has already mentioned he frequents gay bars in Chicago......Justin should be more like -850.

That would explain the sandals that he was sporting in the winner's circle at Arlington Park!

Bigsmc 06-07-2008 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Im thinking prop bet here...who gets laid first, Justin or Scavs?

I'll take Justin at -165


Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716
That would explain the sandals that he was sporting in the winner's circle at Arlington Park!

Ouch, Dude's taking a beating while he sleeps....I might as well pile on.

He told me he those were his "waitress slayer" sandals. Combine them with the blindingly yellow shirt and he is irresistable to all waitresses.

hoovesupsideyourhead 06-07-2008 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Ouch, Dude's taking a beating while he sleeps....I might as well pile on.

He told me he those were his "waitress slayer" sandals. Combine them with the blindingly yellow shirt and he is irresistable to all waitresses.

damn....biggs gets a shot in..:D

MaTH716 06-07-2008 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Ouch, Dude's taking a beating while he sleeps....I might as well pile on.

He told me he those were his "waitress slayer" sandals. Combine them with the blindingly yellow shirt and he is irresistable to all waitresses.







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hoovesupsideyourhead 06-07-2008 09:21 AM

scavs would hit that

Danzig 06-07-2008 09:23 AM

i guess justin will be looking for a new avatar today.


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