Really, REALLY looking forward to this...
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ivj...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72IOW...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMiXN...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOpZy...eature=related

Chick in the first video is a huge smutty butty... They both would have been doust with my drink, unless it was over 8 bucks.

Does look like it would be a great time, weather permitting.

You're looking forward to laying on your back while making out with some nasty ass chick? NICE, Tom. :D

I laughed out loud. Still laughing. The roar of the crowd is priceless. That is some funny $hiat.

She was a 20 peice McNersty. But alcohol does have it's influences.

I'm sure Tom would find a better suitor than that wounded elk.

LOL at the dumb bitch talking about the IRA/IRS worrying about bombs in sunscreen. :D

Did she scratch from the Oaks?? Wide draw? That closeup was hideous. I'm no Brad Pitt, but come on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=gkfuK5gCAjk

turn it down because the sound is all jacked up

Yeah, she was pretty bad.

It was more to the point of people just almost banging in the middle of the infield that I was trying to get across

Sorry, she was distracting ...

And not in a good way. LOL

Point recieved.

Thanks a lot Jamie. I did NOT need to hear her speak. That drunken voice, the I think I am funny attitude, topped off with the if I say something clever, no one will be able to tell how drunk I am move.

I couldn't find that red X in the corner of the screen fast enough.

*shudder*

I'm surprised there hasn't been an incident with a race and some drunken folks. I know they have fencing up, but at the Preakness a while back, not only did someone run out onto the track, but someone also threw something from the infield at the horses going down the backside.

MP's with guns every 25 yards against the fence...would be pretty hard to jump over and take them on. Especially if drunk.

This stuff is amateur. Go search 'Preakness' on youtube and see what you find.

About 4 years ago when it rained pretty much the entire day, and also the tornado that came through 40 min. prior to the derby there was a big mud fight. It was when millionaires row was being re-modeled and they had all the yupity yups caged off via chain link fence in the infield, finally people just got fed up having to walk around that area so when ever they opened the gate for people to come in and out of millionaires row people started throwing mud all over these millionaires row people with there high priced suits and thousand dollar hats, it went on for a little while until MP's came in and shut it down.

I also agree, the infield in Baltimore is a lot dirtier, any time you let people bring in full trash cans of beer you should expect the worse. Last year’s porto-poddy runs were pretty intense. People would try and run on the roof of like 20+ porto-poddy’s while the crowd tossed full cans of beer at them trying to knock them off. Beers were being tossed around like grenades by days end