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onebadbeast 03-12-2008 01:21 AM

John Daly
 
One Of My Favorite Golfers Of All Time. He Is At It Again....

From Leave It To Beaver, "andy's Problem".."an Empty Bottle And An Empty Life, Pretty Much Go Hand In Hand."

Get Some Help Grip And Rip.

letswastemoney 03-12-2008 01:44 AM

i'm confused. what does this have to do with horses :p

GPK 03-12-2008 06:18 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3288641

Scav 03-12-2008 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by letswastemoney
i'm confused. what does this have to do with horses :p


Nothing, which is why the Dude posted it in the Sports Bar and Grill.

ddthetide 03-12-2008 10:16 AM

sad to have that much talent and drink and smoke it away.

Bigsmc 03-12-2008 02:49 PM

Beyond what was in that article, he had his motor home parked at the original Hooters in Clearwater the whole week. He signed autographs and hung out every night.

Scav 03-12-2008 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Beyond what was in that article, he had his motor home parked at the original Hooters in Clearwater the whole week. He signed autographs and hung out every night.

I wonder if he rocks his motor home with any of the girls? If that dude can get a Hooters girl, I most definitely can, although up here there is usually one good looking one and the rest are pretty hilarious

GBBob 03-12-2008 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
I wonder if he rocks his motor home with any of the girls? If that dude can get a Hooters girl, I most definitely can, although up here there is usually one good looking one and the rest are pretty hilarious


If you had John Daly's..um.."Driver", you might get a peak or two from a Hooter's Girl too

Mortimer 03-12-2008 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by letswastemoney
i'm confused. what does this have to do with horses :p

What does the Paddock have to do with horses?

Scav 03-12-2008 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
If you had John Daly's..um.."Driver", you might get a peak or two from a Hooter's Girl too

I dated a girl once from the old "Blackjacks" in Elgin, they rocked pasties there, it was pretty interesting for a while

The thing is with this is that he probably can't see his driver with his midsection. You could be stacked there, but if you are round in the middle, that is all they look at.

GBBob 03-12-2008 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
I dated a girl once from the old "Blackjacks" in Elgin, they rocked pasties there, it was pretty interesting for a while

The thing is with this is that he probably can't see his driver with his midsection. You could be stacked there, but if you are round in the middle, that is all they look at.

Part 1 of your post I might be mildly interested in, but Part 2 just took care of that

Scav 03-12-2008 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
Part 1 of your post I might be mildly interested in, but Part 2 just took care of that

Middle speaking meaning stomach.....

GPK 03-12-2008 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
If you had John Daly's..um.."Driver", you might get a peak or two from a Hooter's Girl too


Rick Rielly (columnist for S.I.) wrote about him in his book, "Who's Your Caddy?" Hilarious chapter on Daly and his "driver"

Scav 03-12-2008 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Rick Rielly (columnist for S.I.) wrote about him in his book, "Who's Your Caddy?" Hilarious chapter on Daly and his "driver"

Are you guys talking about his male utencil or are you talking about his actual bus driver?

GPK 03-12-2008 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Are you guys talking about his male utencil or are you talking about his actual bus driver?


His unit dude...his schlong...his hammer...his one-eyed trouser trout...


























































his pee-pee

Mortimer 03-12-2008 03:54 PM

Good grief.

GBBob 03-12-2008 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
His unit dude...his schlong...his hammer...his one-eyed trouser trout...


























































his pee-pee

Kev..Better draw a picture for Scavs..He's falling behind in class

and I read the book..that's where that came from..very funny stuff

Scav 03-12-2008 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
Kev..Better draw a picture for Scavs..He's falling behind in class

and I read the book..that's where that came from..very funny stuff

That is what I thought, but what does it say in there? Ole boy lays pipe like crazy?

letswastemoney 03-12-2008 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Nothing, which is why the Dude posted it in the Sports Bar and Grill.

It was in the Paddock for a few short minutes. By the time everyone started to look at this thread, it was moved.

Mortimer 03-12-2008 05:05 PM

^^^ Wastes money.


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