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paisjpq 01-12-2008 06:19 PM

could you imagine?
 
holy crap....

http://www.kentucky.com/523/story/283328.html

hi_im_god 01-12-2008 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq

on the narrow issue of twins marrying each other i think civilization will survive the rare occurance.

this quote..."And if you don't know you are biologically related to someone, you may become attracted to them and tragedies like this may occur." makes me curious about that particular legislator's personal history.

Cajungator26 01-13-2008 10:23 AM

Damn, that is sick. :eek:

Mortimer 01-13-2008 11:12 AM

Think of it this way...





..Adam/Eve......begat little ones.................see what I'm saying??

Rileyoriley 01-13-2008 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Think of it this way...





..Adam/Eve......begat little ones.................see what I'm saying??


We're all related?????????

















THUD!

Mortimer 01-13-2008 11:18 AM

ror!



Hi sis!!













Uh-oh!!




















THUD!

Rileyoriley 01-13-2008 11:23 AM

The ramifications!!!!!!


I may need therapy!:)

Mortimer 01-13-2008 11:31 AM

I know I need ViagraFalls!









=;>

pgardn 01-13-2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq

This is common place among families that are fans of Ohio State.

ninetoone 01-13-2008 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
This is common place among families that are fans of Ohio State.

or WVU :D

Mortimer 01-13-2008 12:42 PM

According to the Bible..it's commonplace amongst us all.





Texas Shorthorns excused...of course.

Cow tipping being the reason.

pgardn 01-13-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
According to the Bible..it's commonplace amongst us all.





Texas Shorthorns excused...of course.

Cow tipping being the reason.

According to the bible God can make women pregnant.
So Morton you have your out. We will call you immaculate
Marty. Blame your vast harem and hordes of offspring on
the Big Guy.

Mortimer 01-13-2008 02:37 PM

Let's stay with trying to figure out how Adam and Eve populated the Earth without having their male and female little ones getting a little too familiar with each other.

pgardn 01-13-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Let's stay with trying to figure out how Adam and Eve populated the Earth without having their male and female little ones getting a little too familiar with each other.

Ahhh fairy tales.
Santa Claus was
an awful lot of fun
I must admit.

Little bitty 7 lb. 8 ounce
Jesus surrounded with presents.
All that Frankenstein and Murrmaids...
Great stuff.

Mortimer 01-13-2008 06:14 PM

May I suggest staying away from large,open outside areas and steel things?

Rileyoriley 01-13-2008 06:55 PM

And the esoteric section comes alive again! Welcome back Morty! You have been missed (even by your enemies it seems)!:)

Danzig 01-13-2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
And the esoteric section comes alive again! Welcome back Morty! You have been missed (even by your enemies it seems)!:)

he's been gone?!

Mortimer 01-13-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
he's been gone?!


I'm kinda like Tony...aye?

Mortimer 01-13-2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
And the esoteric section comes alive again! Welcome back Morty! You have been missed (even by your enemies it seems)!:)


You are most kind.

I lost self control when reading the avalanche of Ohio State hate...erroneous as 90% of it was and simply had to .......correct them.

Then I made the mistake of spreading my aura of good feeling here and drawing in violent whiskey drinkers.





Thank you so much for your kind words...I shan't forget them.

Now I must go back into the shadows and maybe...yes ...maybe even deeper.

I shan't forget you either..........








....uh.....



























....DEBBIE!!



=;>

pgardn 01-13-2008 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm kinda like Tony...aye?

I thought Tony was Z's hubby, not a foot fungus?

High five Morton?


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