Scientists find oldest living animal, then kill it!
 

I was trying to think of something funny to add to the headline, but this says it all:eek:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0%2C293...2C00.html?=rss

as someone who uses fox as a news source you might have tried:

"and these are the same people that want to tell us we evolved from monkey's!" (multiple exclamation points are an option).

most scientist types are traitorcrats.

You're trying too hard.

they probably ate well that night also.

What was her name?

now i can see that. it was late and i was tired.