Got a paper due 10/12, need help getting started!!!!
 

Yes, I *am*(someone on this forum will appreciate that, can't remember who) the GREAT.........no, not The Great Pumpkin........even scarier.....the Great Procrastinator!!! Whooooooooooo!! Anyway, bit of background info. I go to school online to finish my B.S.(even though I'm a masta of BS!)For those that don't know, I just recently bought a farm and am busy building a barn(almost finished), fencing, brush-hogging, landscaping, painting, re-flooring, etc. Not to mention working 50+ hours per week(gotta pay the bills!!) and taking care of my menagerie of 4 horses, 10 cats(no, thats not a typo) and 1 crazy dog. Plus I like to sleep sometimes(alot!), did I mention that??? SO.... this semester I *only*(there it is again) took Art History/Appreciation, thinking, "well, this should be simple". Anyway, the class it great, I love it, but it is a lot of work. Lots of papers to write. And I'm the type that agonizes over papers. I always get excellent grades, but I put so much blood, sweat and tears into them. I would love it, love it, LOVE it if someone could get me started so I could avoid all the agonizing tomorrow. Topic is, if you accept the challenge: choose a painting/drawing/photo (has to be in a book or on the web) and explain how the artist used the medium. I KNOW, I KNOW!! its not that effing hard, but I am just stuck. I can't even pick a subject. I do not want someone to write my paper or do my work. I just need help getting started!!!
Anyway, if I would just focus enough to put the energy I just spent typing this into actually WRITING the paper, I'd be done already.

Yes, I'm pretty lame!!!!
Suzanne(ya'll get a kick out of that!)

I would really like to help you, but my week was full of a bunch of bullshit papers and my mind just won't think it out, but I did take the time to read your post to see If I could be of help.

Hay Irish,
Thanks for doing that much!! I do tend to run on at the mouth. And at the internet. Now if I could just run on with a bullshit paper about art mediums. Actually, I really enjoy art(Matisse, Picasso, Van Gogh, etc.) I just can't focus. Now I'm focused on trying to decide if I should buy a Bose Wave cd/radio from Bose, or get a cheaper one on ebay. I threw my old pioneer stereo away when I moved here and am really missing it. And still no art paper.

Dammit!
Suzanne

Saw this recently and thought it was interesting. . .
 

Not sure if you could use this but maybe u can. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P84bfFpVWE

I know how u feel- good luck

Having been to the Dali museum in Tampa several times, this came to mind.

Holy Mother of God.

Largo: can't help you with art....but GO Bose!...wonderful and worth every dime!

For once (seriously, the first time), I (Brian W. Spencer) could not have agreed (honestly!) any more with something (anything!!) that you posted on here (a message board).

It's like you (Mortimer) took the words (the ones I was going to say) right out of my mouth (I eat with it!).

Geez...you're getting REALLY good!!






OOOOOOOOOO

Where is GuppyHO?

I want a lobster phone for X-mas.
If not a lobster another crustacean will be fine.
Maybe Morton will get me one.

That is a phone to be reckoned with.
Outstanding.