The Best Date You Were Ever On....With
 

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So here it is.

I took her to a dance bar...not a CWD place.Winter.....on the way a drunk walking by the roadside fell into a 4 lane blvd...lucky for him cars had time to stop.I saw it going the other way...pulled into the first driveway to go back and save the fools life. I would have done this anyway,but did know this would tally up valuable big strong man points for me.So I did and the guy thinks I'm trying to rob him.I told him I'm trying to keep him from getting killed and would take him home if he had any idea where he lived....but the fool still thinks I want to rob him.So the cops stop.....and ask what's going on. The fool screams out that I'm trying to rob him!

It was tough going at first,but then they could see what condition he was in and checked my car and me out..so that ended that...but it was a good half hour delay and kind of shook her up...in the cold....and the dark.....in a strange neighborhood to her.

So we get there and it goes pretty fine and we leave.We're about anoher 30 minutes from the her place or mine thing when I really did something stupid.



I can't drink much and when I do I get hungry for donuts.So I sked her when spotting a Dunkin' Donuts if she'd like one......but she did say okay. So we did.



5 minutes after sitting down you hear a car pull up quickly and brakes squeal. A guy I swear about 6-6 and 300 pounds slams open the glass door so hard it shatters....then he screams...' Anyone a you in here man enough to take down a Canadian??'...very similar to that. My reaction was to spit out my donut in laughter...I thought it was so funny.He looked at me with crazed eyes....and turned and ran back in the car! I think he realized cops would be there soon.



So we left..she only wanted to go home ..thanked me......and I don't believe she ever left the safety of her apartment again.

I think she figured I was nuts and held the key to all the nutty incidents that one could imagine.

that was you?!!?:o

4th grade.

Sarah.

We shared milk and cookies.

It was you??

I meant to call you really....just to tell you not to call me.

Holy cow.








thud

best date i ever had was with Cajun, at chuck E cheese. The mouse and his band rock!

so we are going to the movie and she asks.. "do you know that song by Alanis Morrisette?" I said, "you wanna watch a movie at my place instead?"

Then she asked me about ZZ Top's Pearl Necklace :D

She was the most beautful lady I knew yet she was just horney

Not the best, but still I remember ...
 

I was 16 and working weekends at Hazel Park.

Went out to breakfast after AM works with a jockey named Mary Bacon. She was 25.

I couldn't close the deal. Too bad. Two months later she appeared in Playboy.

Best date ever...

1 week before Toga with Antitrust @ Buffalo Wild Wings.


Beer, shots and NO EXPECTATIONS:D

Well..........?

shes fantastic

and so was I, if I may say so myself.

Talk about makin' bacon

I'm confused.



Exactly who was it that you did?

My idea of MaconBacon is so different.


HoneyB's.