Rags To Ruin
 

Wake Up Today And Get On Express-bet And Make Bets On The Oaks In A Sleeping Pill Induced Hangover. I Have Rags To Riches On Most Every Ticket. But My Brain Spits Out This Bet:

7/4/2,3/1,11..comes In 11-4-3-1.

Do I Need A Witch Doctor Or What? What The Hell Was I Thinkin'....

I feel your pain... but I don't have the excuse of a sleeping pill induced hangover... only stupidity.

My friend asked me who I liked in the Oaks. I said,"Rags to Riches. But I know I'm going to bet Octave to come in 2nd." Do I bet that exacta? No, I bet about every other combination with Rags to Riches on top. I am officially an idiot (but I'm still going back for more in betting the Derby).

Good luck!