derkin...duh
 

didnt he say log jam gives way late.....then the horse won....what a maroon..

lol
i wouldn't want to be in his shoes. less than two minutes to get a field right, and call the winner. no thanks.

as for being a maroon, i hope to one day name a horse ultra maroon, as tribute to my hero, bugs bunny.

hes a pro there was only two horses in the str..and yes a meant bugs bunny

would love to buy a holy bull and name it gulla bull--from the bugs cartoon bully for bugs.

Terrible call, he must have been out wining it up last night. This summer he promises to ride a moped around town. That ought to be a sight.

He uses that "ding down to the finish" line quite a bit. Time for some new material.

Guys I saw the race and would have bet my left testicle that he was done at the 1/16th pole. He had been passed by two horses and how often do they come back after they get passed by two horses in the lane?

"Abraca-pocus"
"Hocus-cadabra"?

What about "nin-cow-poop" ?