A Poy-em For Thebby
 

BEHOLD:




My heart is fond of things so free

It floats to them as does the bee

But somehow I feel wanting

My heart seeks more than just the sea



What is it... keeps me haunting

What keeps my task so daunting

I must raise my thoughts up high

There I will go jaunting



Way up in the sky

The meridian marker makes me sigh

For I look above

And I do see with my own eye


The painting of my love

The sainting due the dove

For I view the celetsial nebula

And my heart fills with Thebula




And no one knows by where I go

And no one knows by where I go






by Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy







I bow

ENCORE.....ENCORE.....*whistle....whistle...clap.. .clap*

Wow!

I am so behooved.


Please ...the adulation shames me.






( don't you believe it!!)

I am ....




...at your service ...ma'am.

note to self...take lessons on "how to woo women" from Morty

ror!!



EXCELLENT!!



OOOOOOOOOO

By the way...for you plagiarists out there.


This a copyrighted and original work by Morte'.







Do not fail to do so.

we'll see how far it gets him...good job man.

note to self...add new goal in life

#2 goal...sit at the right hand of Morty

You are all very kind.




But there are some who turn up their nose.

For them I weep not at all.

So I must leave.




I cannot take even one discordant note .

And one has been sounded.








Phooey.

someone tell morty that thebby is just a heartless biatch...where's that guy who will do it?

I will.....I will.....PLEASE CAN I???

have at it.

Dear Morte,

On behalf of the Derby Trail family, I regret to inform you that you have been mislead, deceived, and out and out lied to. The woman you think you "love" is not quite who she makes herself out to be. She is a cold, calculating, minupulative b*tch. She has a heart of stone and what little bit of love she does possess in her heart is reserved only for a vertically challenged, perpetually frightened and down right nuerotic 4 legged, short tailed nubbins named Mrs. P.

I know the truth hurts...but this too will pass my friend.

All the best,

Kev:cool:

"Golf Clap"

but here's the good news...Mrs. P LOVE'S MORTY!

OMG, that picture is cute!

she's not such a good swimmer...hence the Personal flotation device...we call her the S.S. Nubbin.:)

what a riot...I love that picture...:D