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Bold Brooklynite 06-22-2006 12:59 PM

Forum Demographics
 
I went to the Members list and was surprised to see how few regular posters there have been ... only about 30 with 100 or more ... and I'm already in about 45th place ... even though I've barely had time recently to visit here.

This means that most members probably know very little about each other ... so a personal demographic thread is probably appropriate.

I find things like age, income, height, weight, race, religion to be both boring and unreliable ... since nearly everyone lies about them.

But there's one demographic which most people are usually truthful about ... Width ... so let's start with that one ...

I'm just over 20" wide (five hands) across the shoulders. How wide are you?

somerfrost 06-22-2006 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite
I went to the Members list and was surprised to see how few regular posters there have been ... only about 30 with 100 or more ... and I'm already in about 45th place ... even though I've barely had time recently to visit here.

This means that most members probably know very little about each other ... so a personal demographic thread is probably appropriate.

I find things like age, income, height, weight, race, religion to be both boring and unreliable ... since nearly everyone lies about them.

But there's one demographic which most people are usually truthful about ... Width ... so let's start with that one ...

I'm just over 20" wide across the shoulders. How wide are you?

I can honestly say I don't think I've ever been asked that before...don't have a clue. I'm 6"3' and lost significant weight recently so I'm around 185. Kinda white, between Wiccan and Christian (can't decide) with not nearly enough income to ever brag about it!

Seattleallstar 06-22-2006 04:07 PM

6FT2, catholic, 245lbs, filipino, broad shoulders (best feature on my body)

Blue Eyes 06-22-2006 05:46 PM

Wow, I am extremely surprised that BB would even start a topic like this one. He must be bored.

paisjpq 06-22-2006 05:52 PM

30, 5'5", 127, lapsed catholic. Blond (REAL)/blue. Broke (house poor). Single w/dog (Corgi) and horse (TB). 16.5" wide.

Suffolk Shippers 06-22-2006 06:43 PM

25, 6'2" light brown hair, blue eyes, 272lbs

Catholic, college grad, full time employment as a software analyst

Betonit 06-23-2006 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite
I went to the Members list and was surprised to see how few regular posters there have been ... only about 30 with 100 or more ... and I'm already in about 45th place ... even though I've barely had time recently to visit here.

This means that most members probably know very little about each other ... so a personal demographic thread is probably appropriate.

I find things like age, income, height, weight, race, religion to be both boring and unreliable ... since nearly everyone lies about them.

But there's one demographic which most people are usually truthful about ... Width ... so let's start with that one ...

I'm just over 20" wide (five hands) across the shoulders. How wide are you?

Oh contraire! They know alot about each other...they are mainly swallowers from the "Spitting Owl"....I mean drinkers from the Spinning Owl...and know each other intimately.

Lets see...

Ass to Dix....Most likely fuey

My miss storm cat....DEFINATELY Sunday...shes very transparent

Happy T is ....Affectionately

Suffolk Shippers...I believe...is.... Eck!

Flowing Tail....not sure but I think is the Stiggman...I mean, think about it...rstiggy/tail...gotta be!

Rockhardtenfan...this is a tuffy...is either Repent, Censorship, or that ever bubbly (glug,glug) Gallant Bloom....not that it matters which one of the three it actually is as they all three have the same type of personality!...actually I believe its Buzzed....but who cares!

I could go on....but honestly...it bores me...and so do many of the trolls on this and the other board.

Betonit!....Out!!! AKA Agent Q....as if you didn't know...and IF you didn't know....man you are stooopid!

Bite me!

Bold Brooklynite 06-23-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonit
Oh contraire! They know alot about each other...they are mainly swallowers from the "Spitting Owl"....I mean drinkers from the Spinning Owl...and know each other intimately.

Lets see...

Ass to Dix....Most likely fuey

My miss storm cat....DEFINATELY Sunday...shes very transparent

Happy T is ....Affectionately

Suffolk Shippers...I believe...is.... Eck!

Flowing Tail....not sure but I think is the Stiggman...I mean, think about it...rstiggy/tail...gotta be!

Rockhardtenfan...this is a tuffy...is either Repent, Censorship, or that ever bubbly (glug,glug) Gallant Bloom....not that it matters which one of the three it actually is as they all three have the same type of personality!...actually I believe its Buzzed....but who cares!

I could go on....but honestly...it bores me...and so do many of the trolls on this and the other board.

Betonit!....Out!!! AKA Agent Q....as if you didn't know...and IF you didn't know....man you are stooopid!

Bite me!

Have no fear ... (as if it were even possible for you to be afraid) ... they've all been spotted and tagged ... and are being closely watched.

Eck and Stig are the bomb ... but the others won't be here too long if they try to pull the same shoddy acts.

By the way ... you didn't tell everyone how wide you are.

Cajungator26 06-23-2006 10:00 AM

I'm about 16 inches wide, 5'6", 130 lbs with light brown hair and hazel eyes. I'm a Christian and I have one child, an 85 lb black labrador and a fancy mouse as a pet. I used to own horses, but am too broke to own one now.

Suffolk Shippers 06-23-2006 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite
Have no fear ... (as if it were even possible for you to be afraid) ... they've all been spotted and tagged ... and are being closely watched.

Eck and Stig are the bomb ... but the others won't be here too long if they try to pull the same shoddy acts.

By the way ... you didn't tell everyone how wide you are.

I'm not sure about all the nicknames, but Flowing Tail and I do rule :cool:

And I'm not a troll, I was never on the espn board everyone talks about, I just joined the Yahoo Derby Trail in January when I started hearing Byk on Sirius.

Betonit 06-23-2006 08:30 PM

Yes you two do my man....yes you do.

my miss storm cat 06-23-2006 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonit

My miss storm cat....DEFINATELY Sunday...shes very transparent
!

Well gee, considering a signed a post to Bold "sunday" and have the same Iffraaj tagline.....

Bold Brooklynite 06-23-2006 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonit
Yes you two do my man....yes you do.

Aww ... c'mon Q ... Sunday is dying to know how wide you are.

rockhardtenfan 06-24-2006 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonit
Oh contraire! They know alot about each other...they are mainly swallowers from the "Spitting Owl"....I mean drinkers from the Spinning Owl...and know each other intimately.

Lets see...

Ass to Dix....Most likely fuey

My miss storm cat....DEFINATELY Sunday...shes very transparent

Happy T is ....Affectionately

Suffolk Shippers...I believe...is.... Eck!

Flowing Tail....not sure but I think is the Stiggman...I mean, think about it...rstiggy/tail...gotta be!

Rockhardtenfan...this is a tuffy...is either Repent, Censorship, or that ever bubbly (glug,glug) Gallant Bloom....not that it matters which one of the three it actually is as they all three have the same type of personality!...actually I believe its Buzzed....but who cares!

I could go on....but honestly...it bores me...and so do many of the trolls on this and the other board.

Betonit!....Out!!! AKA Agent Q....as if you didn't know...and IF you didn't know....man you are stooopid!

Bite me!

Is Foggy Fan KG?

ddthetide 06-24-2006 08:43 AM

6'2", 240lbs., 22" across my shoulders, white, catholic AND the Bad Guy at the light dept. if you don't pay your electirc bill, OUT go your lights!:cool:

rockhardtenfan 06-24-2006 12:49 PM

I think Flowing Tail is Crusty, Happy T is Xtra, Lastkid is Soto, Foggy is KG, Horseofcourse is Damascus. The one we all knew was Betonit because how many people actually like Boob Seeger? It's a hick thing.

Bold Brooklynite 06-24-2006 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan
I think Flowing Tail is Crusty, Happy T is Xtra, Lastkid is Soto, Foggy is KG, Horseofcourse is Damascus. The one we all knew was Betonit because how many people actually like Boob Seeger? It's a hick thing.

My question is ... why are they all using "assumed" names ...

... are they too gutless/embarrassed/two-faced/hysterical to use the same name from forum-to-forum? Or is it all of the above?

And don't they have a bitter-harpie/p-whipped-girly-boy/vibrator-mania/pretty-horsie/leftist-paranoia forum of their own?

I'm not suggesting ... not at all ... just asking.

And why haven't any of them stuck to the topic ... and told us how wide they are?

ladbroke drc 06-24-2006 03:20 PM

me
 
5 foot 4 inches tall

black

huge penis(at least 2 feet long)

love white women

380 pounds
like fried chicken
watermelon
hog maws

did i say i have a huge penis?

GenuineRisk 06-26-2006 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by somerfrost
I can honestly say I don't think I've ever been asked that before...don't have a clue. I'm 6"3' and lost significant weight recently so I'm around 185. Kinda white, between Wiccan and Christian (can't decide) with not nearly enough income to ever brag about it!

Somer, congrats on the weight loss! That's a really, really hard thing to do in this country. Do you feel a physical difference in your day-to-day life? Joints less achy or whatever?

foggyfan 06-27-2006 12:23 AM

I'm about 15 or 16 inches wide. :) And I felt really silly measuring myself!!!!!!!!!!!


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