Trip Notes
 

Fix uneven walkway where meets driveway.


Remove throw rug from thinking time room.


Remove stupid end table from Drug Room.



Get rid of drug room.

Keep your filthy hands off this Hossy.

Get swimming pool cleaner...



Do laundry more often...



Figure out how I'm gonna swing the new car payment...

Sir!



Trip notes!




TRIP NOTES!!!!!

put down the mushrooms

Mushrooms suck.

Mushrooms are very bad things.

Barf on mushrooms.

Phooey on them.

These are not trip notes!!

true but they make you trip note


and barf

Coming in from London
From over the pole
Flying in a big airliner
Chickens flying everywhere around the plane
Could we ever feel much finer?

CHORUS:
Coming into Los Angeles
Bringing in a couple of keys
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man

There's a guy with a ticket to Mexico
No, he couldn't look much stranger
Walking in the hall with his things and all
Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger

CHORUS

Hip woman walking on a moving floor
Tripping on the escalator
There's a man in the line
And she's blowing his mind
Thinking that he's already made her

CHORUS

remove dog's toys from floor