Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Andy Beyer.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Andy Beyer can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.

A man once taunted Andy Beyer with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Andy Beyer proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

Andy Beyer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink

Oh...well this is close...


Andy Beyer is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Andy Beyer once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."

could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?

LOL

G O O G L E

Have you seen "rank 'em"? We're a grain of sand here...

Coach..I think you redtube'd to long today.....

Kelsey Grammer.

Interesting you invoke KG...he actually had a sister that was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster .

Andy Beyer can walk faster than any living human

There's no skin under Andy Beyer's goatee, just another fist.

Mocking BTW...

Shocking.

Does anyone remember quite a few years ago at Saratoga when Andy B. said on the show with Harvey Pack that if a certain shipper from Penn National won he would run around the track naked?

BTW..it won for fun...thank god he didn't do it.