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I wish I was in Alaska......
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From Mr. Bo Jangles himself ~ Clyde
================================================== ===== No one can ever say Clyde Z. Collinwood is not a very modest,humble and giving perthon. And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win. I know this extraordinary sportsmanship will bring the hankies out. I am saint like, don't ya think? But there's more. Debbie may now ship my pretty prize basket to me and save express charges as she knows I don't like to be kept waiting more than two days after I have won. Oh my. That last bit of philanthropy is now making me cry. OK....bettah now. One more commenty. Stop that irritating applauding. CheekyBird? Someone has got to be kidding me.And a pair of Brit high heels or the avy? And then a Lumberg "Yah Hi" thread .....in the Padlock? And it didn't get moved? There is something very strange buzzing around that.Could it be Satan's Imaginary Twin? Could he be a cross threader? CheekyBird? My God;no one can really be that corny.I still think it's the resurrection of CharleeHO.Perhaps an extension of the onthecontrary family. Next installment: The Correct Manipulation of Fingers for a Happier Ganglia. (Old Wuffie:Get a new printer!) Good day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezPZxfS1jys |
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More jibber..... I mean another message from ~ Clyde
================================================== =========== Hmmm....from the lack of self aggrandizing posts, it looks as though Nick's Kumqauts and Pelican's Barber took a solid soaking today over on the Goof-A-Round thread.Boy, that was worse than Bad Ballet. Together,perhaps they could be the handicapper's bane:The Dyslexic Exacta. Poor PB.As if the Bad Handicaping weren't bad enough,he received a thorough feather plucking in the SportyRoom:Bad Luck Season.He should expunge his last post as the thing kind of makes the unanimous decision look like a brutal TKO. Isn't it time for Satan's Twit to type up a novelette?I so love reading the first 2 or 3 words. You know what it is time for? SightyPooKins to supply me with the cards for Saturday's Hockey Puck Gold Glub. My poim du jour: you never know just how you look until you get yo' picture took This looks back to my fine "food for thought"....thought. From The Satanic Verses: "A poet's work is to name the unnameable,to point at frauds,to take sides,start arguments,shape the world and stop it from going to sleep." My range of motion is in perfect condition.I can spot the frozen,the stupid and the dead from 1,000 miles. ....and can turtle launch a shell fired missile, right rickey tickey.Lastly(stop it!!) ----kin ya hep me here? Godzirra owns;what? THE SHERR OIR COMPANY!! ooooooooKAY!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyTu1v-PtRU |
I present the cards....
10th (5:50) Jockey Club Gold Cup Invitational S. (G1) 1 1/4 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $1,000,000 1 Micromanage Saez L 126 L 2 Last Gunfighter Bravo J 126 L 3 Wicked Strong Maragh R 122 L 4 Zivo Lezcano J 126 L 5 Prayer for Relief Velazquez J R 126 L 6 Long River Velasquez C 126 L 7 Speak Logistics Lopez P 126 L 8 Tonalist Rosario J 122 Blk-Off L 9 Stephanoatsee Ortiz J L 126 L 10 V. E. Day Castellano J J 122 L 11 Moreno Alvarado J 126 L 12 Big Cazanova (ARG) Ortiz I Jr 126 L and as a bonus to the CLYDEFORM!! faithful and sponsored by The Belmonts (such wonderful people), I present an extra set of cards... 8th (4:41) Vosburgh Invitational S. (G1) 6 Furlongs | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $400,000 1 Palace Velasquez C 124 L 2 Coup de Grace Clark K D 122 L 3 Zee Bros Rosario J 124 L 4 Salutos Amigos Ortiz I Jr 124 L 5 Dads Caps Castellano J J 124 L 6 Happy My Way Bravo J 124 L 7 Private Zone Pedroza M A 124 L 8 Ribo Bobo Lopez P 124 L You won't find this kind of generosity anywhere else, Sporty Fans! |
Important Nincompoopence from Clyde
================================================== ====== Well....SightyPoo is becoming a real cut up here. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha I will deal with you later,girly. But thank you for the cards and let us do THE HOCKEY PUCK GOLD CUP 1....JIM KATCAVAGE Played a fine defensive tackle for the Giants,but that was a long time ago. So no. crinkle.... trash can 2....LAST GUNFIGHTER Now,we've had this before....godammity. If he is the last,then there is no one to fight. crinkle.... trash can 3....TICKET WRONG TOASTIE!! crinkle.... trash can 4.... DIVO We've had this one before,too. On thing's for shore: the jockey will whip it. crinkle.... trash can 5....PRAYER FOR RELIEF keepah keepah! KEEPAH!! 6....WRONG RIVER Google map it next time, dewd. crinkle.... trash can 7....SPEAKY LOGISTICS This is swell. But what it is not.... is Logistastan. We no speaky no stinking Logistics. crinkle.... trash can 8....PHONE-IT-IN It's the New Age term for "mail it in". ....uh,no.... crinkle.... trash can 9.... oops crinkle.... trash can 10... V. E. DAY A swell horsey,but he had his turn last time. And this time he's number 10----which really blows. crinkle.... trash can 11....MORE NO Way no. crinkle.... trash can 12....BIG SUPERNOVA Let's watch. Should be fun. whiiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!!! PRAYER FOR RELIEF enjoys a chicken dinnah. |
And a pinch of door knobery.
================================================== ======== The Most Wonderfullest People in the whole wide world,THE Belmonts, present as a bonus to the CLYDEFORM!! faithful....The LOSTNERD BYOB!! I sniff an S5P play here! (Huge thanks to Miss "You won't find this kind of generosity anywhere else, Sporty Fans!" SightyPooKins) ANYWAYS!!!! 1....PAL LESS I know how you feel,guy. No one likes me either. But no. crinkle.... trash can 2....COUP de GRACE keepah!! 3.... ZEBRAS yay!! keepah!! 4....ADIOS AMIGOS keepah!! 5....DADS CAPS A SUPAH ADD!! rolling an' laughing! crinkle.... trash can 6....HAPPY MY WAY KEEPAH KEEPAH!! 7....PRIVATE ZONE tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!! 8....THE REAL DON STEELE!! Check please!! nyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooow!! thud The exact order of finish : 6,HAPPY MY WAY 2,COUP de GRACE 4,ADIOS AMIGOS 7,PRIVATE ZONE 3,ZEBRAS A NED& HYDRA BONUS BET!!-------------------- Take the 2/6 and 4/7 as e-boxanatahs. kissykissykisykissy |
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From Clyde
================================================== ========== Git at dem beans!! CLYDEFORM!! FOR BELMONT SATURDAY IS OUT! 1...#10,.Moon Over Cuzco win-----#1,SavoyStomp as e-Buddy 2.....#7,Scam to win------------------#6,Chapman as e-Buddy 3.....#9,Dispersion to win------------#3,King of New York as e-Buddy 4.....#7,It'sMyLuckyDay to win-----#4,RiverRocks as e-Buddy 5.....#5,FiftyShadesOfHay to win---#6,OasisAtMidnight as e-Buddy 6....#12,UpGrade to win--------------#2,Escapist as e-Buddy 7.....#7,Alterite to win-----------------#4,Strathnaver as e-Buddy 8.....#6,HappyMyWay to win---------#2,Coup de Grac as e-Buddy 9.....#3,Imagining to win--------------#7,MedalCount as e-Buddy 10....#5,PrayerForRelief to win-----#10,V E Day as e-Buddy 11....#2,ArcAbove to win--------------#9,BossMan as e-Buddy |
R1) #11 Boone Docks /#3 Easy Comparison
R2) #6 Chapman / #8 Round R3) #6 Gustnado / #7 Congrats To Ken R4) #7 Itsmyluckyday / #5 Bradester R5) ##2 Toasting / #4 Stanwyck R6) #12 Upgrade / #11 Tetradrachm R7) #7 Alterite / #1 Abaco R8) #4 Palace / #2 Coup de Grace R9) #3 Imagining / #5 Main Sequence R10)#11 Moreno / #3 Tonalist R11) #8 Trecastle / #4 Grand Raport |
R1-Moon Over Cuzco w/ Boone Docks
R2-Scam w/ Round R3-Dispersion w/ Gustnado R4-IMLD w/ Bradester R5-Endless Chatter w/ Stopchargingmaria (did anyone think about taking her cc away???) R6-Upgrade w/ Ragtime R7-Abaco w/ Strathnavor R8-Dads Cap w/ Palace R9-Imagining w/ Real Solution R10-Tonalist w/ Zivo R11-Innovation Economy w/ Belisarius |
Am I the only one confused by these posts?
It reminds me of the discussion I had with my 1st cousin when I convinced her we were not related...then we had ...well nevermind. Thanks God for the abortion thread ..it would be hard to justify...well nevermind. I might just move to Alaska... |
R1 - King Rontos BFF: To Dare
R2 - Scam BFF: Round R3 - Dispersion BFF: Epsilon R4 - ITSMYLUCKYDAY :{>: R5 - Fiftyshadesofhay BFF: Toasting R6 - Escapist BFF: Upgrade R7 - Tannery BFF: Stephanie's Kitten R8 - Happy My Way BFF: Palace R9 - Medal Count BFF: Main Sequence R10 - Tonalist BFF: Wicked Strong R11 - Boss Man BFF: Capitan Futuro ** if any horsey above scratches, I take the ML favorite |
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btw..how are you feeling after SB? |
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I'll explain the contest rules again-SLOWLY-just for you. Pick your winning horse in each race on the 9/27 Belmont card. You may also pick one exacta box horse buddy. 1 winning horse + 1 exacta box horse = 2 horses per race. Sincerely, Clydeform Management P.S. Laker would not like Alaska. Too cold for cats. |
Results:
Clyde-0 Arletta-$9.20 (Gustnado) Me-$47.10 (Tonalist plus exacta w/ Zivo) Sighty-$8.10 (Tonalist) |
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Clyde hasn't demanded a recount? |
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