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Scav 01-22-2007 08:29 PM

Eclipse Awards - So Hilarious
 
Some of these guys look as UNCOMFORTABLE as possible. it is so hilarious. Catalano looked like he has never worn a monkey suit in his life.

and Biacone, dude is straight up HILARIOUS. a Chinese tuxedo with the brightest 'scarf' of all time

DerbyCat 01-22-2007 08:47 PM

Gary Stevens makes Frank Lyons look like a giant... kinda reminds me of Danny DaVito and Governor Arnold in the movie Twins :eek:

Gauchos0522 01-22-2007 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Some of these guys look as UNCOMFORTABLE as possible. it is so hilarious. Catalano looked like he has never worn a monkey suit in his life.

and Biacone, dude is straight up HILARIOUS. a Chinese tuxedo with the brightest 'scarf' of all time

I seriously think Catalano crapped himself or had to take a dump the way he was talking he just wanted to get the hell off the tube not to mention his sweet look in that tux.

Scav 01-22-2007 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Gauchos0522
I seriously think Catalano crapped himself or had to take a dump the way he was talking he just wanted to get the hell off the tube not to mention his sweet look in that tux.

To say the least, he isn't a camera guy, I am surprised that Calabrese wasn't with him on camera quite honestly

Sightseek 01-22-2007 08:57 PM

I'm really enjoying this. I love the TVG staff except for the 10 lb apprentice.

Scav 01-22-2007 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I'm really enjoying this. I love the TVG staff except for the 10 lb apprentice.

How he has a job is beyond me

Sightseek 01-22-2007 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
How he has a job is beyond me

It's got to be a case of knowing someone who knows someone....
Biancone did well for himself in the wife dept all things considered and was Krone drunk or is that just her personality?

Sightseek 01-22-2007 09:03 PM

Can someone please explain what Rebecca Romane Stamos is doing with this fool?!?! Come on girlfriend!

DerbyCat 01-22-2007 09:07 PM

Who the h*ll is this guy? "Plesher"?... "Praydo"?... yeah, Jerry O'Connell is a real race fan with his TVG account and DRF... doesn't even know how to say the names... too much Gray Goose for him :eek:

Sightseek 01-22-2007 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DerbyCat
Who the h*ll is this guy? "Plesher"?... "Praydo"?... yeah, Jerry O'Connell is a real race fan with his TVG account and DRF... doesn't even know how to say the names... too much Gray Goose for him :eek:

Thank you Jess Jackson for that wonderful wine!!! LOL

Scav 01-22-2007 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Thank you Jess Jackson for that wonderful wine!!! LOL

I actually had some of his wine when I was in Vegas and it was outstanding

Scav 01-22-2007 09:27 PM

What was that deal with Wolfson? She needs to stop talking about how he is the best kept secret and keep that to herself, or he is going to be 6/5 all the time now

hoovesupsideyourhead 01-22-2007 09:30 PM

stevens looked like a wooden dummy on franks knee ..lmfao..and frank looks buzzed..

MaTH716 01-22-2007 09:32 PM

OMG I can't believe how bad Jerry O'connell is. It is like one of those really bad bad Saturday Night Live skits. They couldn't get anyone else? They were better off with Durkin or Denmen, at least they no how to pronounce tough names like Pletcher and Prado. Where is Gilbert Gottfried when you need him. LOL!

Scav 01-22-2007 09:34 PM

Is that Stronach's son.....STONER city

DerbyCat 01-22-2007 09:35 PM

Am I the only one that wants to tell these award winners to "SHUT UP!" Just say "thank you" and get off the stage...

Sightseek 01-22-2007 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Is that Stronach's son.....STONER city

Ha, I was thinking the same thing...this guy is going to turn all of their fields in kentucky to pot growing fields!

Sightseek 01-22-2007 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
stevens looked like a wooden dummy on franks knee ..lmfao..and frank looks buzzed..

Is Frank ever not buzzed? :D

Sightseek 01-22-2007 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
I actually had some of his wine when I was in Vegas and it was outstanding

On the topic of wine...try Coppola's, I LOVE it!

Coach Pants 01-22-2007 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Is that Stronach's son.....STONER city

I thought it was Crist's son for a moment.

Scav 01-22-2007 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
I thought it was Crist's son for a moment.

Paul Saylor - bad word

"Certainly saved her value"

COME ON, it is an award assembly........

Sightseek 01-22-2007 09:47 PM

I thought Saylor gave a great speech. Thanked everyone who got her there.

Sightseek 01-22-2007 09:48 PM

He's the BEST! :cool:

ArlJim78 01-22-2007 09:50 PM

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He's the BEST! :cool:

He certainly is!!

SCUDSBROTHER 01-22-2007 09:53 PM

This thing is a Train Wreck again.

The Bid 01-22-2007 09:56 PM

Show is horrible.... O connell is the worst, Stevens is a pinhead, Frank is drunk, Wolfson's wife was trying to get him business, Schrupp is a buffoon.

Nafzger is all class, Pletcher is a genius

Scav 01-22-2007 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
This thing is a Train Wreck again.

Did I just miss the two year old filly award, or did the do the male award first?

Scav 01-22-2007 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Did I just miss the two year old filly award, or did the do the male award first?

Perfect, here comes CALABRESE!!!!!

SCUDSBROTHER 01-22-2007 10:02 PM

KEN RUDOLPH ,makes me want to itch.

The Bid 01-22-2007 10:04 PM

I cant believe he mentioned Steve. Steve is unreal and does a great job with this stable. He deserves some damn credit and its nice to see him get it

Scav 01-22-2007 10:04 PM

Straight up Chicago guys right there.....

HILARIOUS....SO comedy, bitching about Stronach.....I love it.

SCUDSBROTHER 01-22-2007 10:05 PM

The Godfather has spoken.

Scav 01-22-2007 10:06 PM

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The Godfather has spoken.

LOL. you see his son, looked like the dude from Good Fellas......

Scav 01-22-2007 10:08 PM

Here comes the Polytrack speech

U S RANGER 01-22-2007 10:09 PM

Thoughts on the show so far...

Frank Stronach better outlive his son or Magna will be filing Chapter 7 shortly after he passes...Gery Goose is sponsoring a race for Juveniles, just great...Julie Krone should be made an honorary member of the lollipop guild...Wow a suitcase girl from "Deal or No Deal" was available to co-host the show, what a get...Did the writers from Full House reunite to write this material?...more to come later...

U S RANGER 01-22-2007 10:15 PM

This just in...Barbaro dies from boredom during segment on Barbaro's recovery...stay tuned...

SCUDSBROTHER 01-22-2007 10:21 PM

Damn,how much did these people have to drink?

PaulRyansew 01-22-2007 10:24 PM

I'd say the running commentary from the Peanut Gallery here is far better than the actual awards program! :D

I'm seriously cackling because of you guys...


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