You know you're too much into racing when....
 

You think Monster.com is a site that tells of the exploits of runners like Spectacular Bid and Seattle Slew.

You know you're tooooo much into racing when...
 

You bring a whip , googles & blinkers and find out its a S & M party !

When your girlfriend or wife asks if you like it hot and wet and you respond, "I've never had a good feel for muddy tracks".

When you're in a meeting with your boss and he asks you for your thoughts, and you reply, "I really like the angle of Wolfson/Castro on the turf".

When your mom calls you to tell her grandpa died and you say Ill be home after the Derby. Rest in peace gramps, I know you would have understood

After you see a true stallion go at it in person you'll never look at a naked man again without some disappointment. ;)

after you see a maiden mare go to the shed you have a whole new understanding of gang rape.

Isnt that the truth? I think it gave me a major complex for a while. They even put boards behind her legs so she couldnt kick... that sound she made. OMG. :eek:

when you've got a zillion things to do, but instead you go to YouTube to watch Alyshba and Ferdinand hit the wire together yet again in the '87 Classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk8G8AR7TaM

--Dunbar

Your entire vacation schedule from work is planned in accordance with the Stakes schedule for the Triple Crown and Saratoga.

Its not the size, its how you use it that's important.

I am, of course, referring to my trip notes notebook.

Leave it to two girls to take this thread down the wrong road.......Both have minds in the GUTTER

Ditto, Sightseek. A vacation isn't a vacation at all unless I'm going to a track:D

The first real vacation (ie, not for a show/event/family gathering) you take in years is to go to Gulfstream Park and meet friends from Derby Trail. :D

mine is usually worked around the yearling sales @ keene and toga

When you enter a trouble ticket into your support software "8th floor printer just spit the bit"


:cool:

I felt pretty bad for Dixieland Band who clearly was not interested in the task at hand.

ha,ha! That is funny!

When you spend your entire lunch break capping the feature in tommorows card

When your homepage is set to derbytrail.com

You ditch school in 11th grade on Yom Kipper and B-line to the Big T (Thistledowns) for the first post. Not sure how God thought about it, but had a good day as I remember.

where you from spider pepper pike

When drf.com is banned from your work computer because you're on that site too much. :mad:

When you have a dream that Chris Farley is the newest racing analyst for TVG.

I remember being in 11th grade and cutting school in January to go to Buelah with $20. Thing is, we lived in Detroit.

Closest thing to Chris Farley is maybe Nick hines

That's too cute!

I schedule my vacation around horse racing and have my calendar marked with big stakes days. Doesn't everyone?

It's bad when you have dreams of getting photo-ed out at the wire

When you suggest possible vacation sites to your husband and he sighs and asks, "Where's the race track?"

I do too... lol. :D

he sighs? that's too bad. I can't find a woman that likes horseracing

And I can't find a man who likes it. :(

um....not to get all comedy on a message board but

RIGHT HERE

when you drive down the road & get stuck in the wrong lane & grump "damn ive pulled the wrong rein there"

When your 6yr old daughters essay on what you did during your holidays says
Went to the track to watch my horse win.

or when she was asked what she wants to be when she grows up & she says "I dont know yet but ill probably be a jockey":cool:

go to any Off Track or track and there will be at least a 9 to 1 ratio but it's probably hard to find one in your age group
because all of the younger guys are where the younger gals are

When you try to convince your wife to have your newborn childs christening party at Monmouth Park.

... When you take a female to a race track and she hits a 65k triple, because they all wore pink front bands on their legs.

not me.

but i guess that doesn't really help at all.

brian cajun
cajun brian