Let's talk about fear!!!!!
 

I almost died about 10 minutes ago so i thought this would be a very good topic!!!!! Especially since there are men blossiming right in front of our eyes who are no longer afraid to talk about pretty horses and pink shirts!!!!!

I was driving and waiting to turn left and i was distracted because I was remembering the way cute guy at the Betty Ford Clinic and imagining him going - ooooh baby that's it, I'm gonna - but really it was this honk! Honk! HONK! sound behind me. i looked in the rear view mirror and thought oh it's my turn to go so i slammed on the gas! Well lo and behold I came face to face with the word MACK and i don't know about you but a truck isn't the last thing i want to see before I die! Rocky? Maybe! A truck? NO! Do you think we take the picture with us of the last thing we see before we die??? I do!!!!! So I sped off and he just missed me and I remembered the spiders!!!!!

I'm afraid of the big black spiders with the nice name garden spiders so I told my therapist and when he finished staring at my chest he said no prob just think of the song I Went to a Garden Party every time I see one!!! Well I don't know what the hell song that is but I'll tell you the very next time i saw one i thought of Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun by Pink Floyd!!! Did it work? Hell if i know! My meds kicked in so i don't remember. Remember the split screen in the movie where they were playing in the ruins? I liked the David Gilmour part in the studio better!!!!! Dear Roger Waters, Can i hit the gong too and pretend it's my therapist? Love My Miss Storm Cat!!!!!

My other fear is unique because it's seeing John Dorry on a restaurant menu. I don't know why a fish would need a first and last name unless its for marriage or something and so I imagine this fish in a top hat and tails singing old time show tunes while being causght in a net and I cry. How sad!!!!!

Don't ever take me to a fish restaurant or you'll be very embarrassed!!!!!

How about you all, what are you afrai of?????

There's a chick on another message board who scares me.

I'm scared of when Dixie will get out. I hope he doesn't try to find me. The man is a psycho!!:eek:

Well now it looks like we are the only three people on the planet who have fears!!!!!

I need to call my therapist!!!!!

I am scared I will never get laid again


(don't tell anyone though)

What proof have we that you've ever copulated in the first place?

I have a fear of nickels....oh and dimes too....I fear them twice as much....so basically, I guess I have a fear of change.

Dude I could provide you with plenty of proof but then again that would be pretty creepy and I wouldn't like you to try to shag my castoff seconds either. Trust me they were hot and college was good to me but now as it draws to a close that just means it will be much tougher because the girls arent' going to be drunk and stupid and plentiful all the time anymore.

Agent Q yer never funny so give it a rest.

I'm also afraid of Republicans.

Of course you will!!!!!

By you? :o

I'm afraid of very large snakes. Something about those forked tongues :p

Love this post. "Wouldn't want you to try and shag my second castoffs" :cool:

But Flowing Tail is right, if you never went to college you wouldnt understand this situation. I went to a small state college up here in Massachusetts where the female to male ratio was like 1.75 or 2:1. To put it in terms the rest of the board would understand, I think the chances of getting laid from 3pm Thursdays until 1159pm Sunday was like 2/1 or maybe 9/5. The other days of the week was like 5/1. I think the payoff for a "hook up with Girl A Thursday night/Hook up with the Same Girl Saturday night" exacta would have been like $17.00 for $2. It was like having recurring "relationships" with a new girl every week or so.

The availability of females since college ended two years ago dropped big time once the alcohol and craziness went away. AND THAT IS A FRIGGEN SHAME.

Flowing Tail, if I were to pass some friendly advice, I'd say keep the faith, you will get yours. Try to model life after college just like life was during college, if that makes any sense. Or, do like me, and find a girl who is far from a prude and is fun to be around. Basically, the world of having cake and eating it, too.

Keep my fingers crossed that she doesnt read this post as well :eek: ! If so, LOVE YOU A!!! :D

SIGH!!!! ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well I see you are new here so I want to say hello (Hello!!! Do you love Rocky???!!!) and thank you for being a brave soul and sharing your most interesting fear with us all. i like things that are long but i don't know what it means but i think maybe everything means something!!! Like last night i had a dream and i was on a trian and there was a cucumber salesman and we passed or past by the Washington Monument and so i think I should try to analyze that one like how you should analyze why you have this abnormal fear!!!!! Don't you????!!!!!

And on a related note Rush L.

You said it.

I DO love Rocky! I love alot of grey horses, and horses with gold or silver in there name, like Seek Gold!
I would like to meet the cucumber salesman, maybe he can convince me not to be afraid of snakes.

Man way to go sounds like you are totally feeling my pain about the end of college. But then again i guess you transitioned about as smoothly into one chick as a person can do, sounds like she goes all-out to make your dreams come true lol.

But that is not for me right now and i have to find a way to keep this $17.00 payout going as long as i can, do you know what i am saying? there must be a way to find where these chicks go after college. Or what was that quote from wedding crashers i think someone had as a signature - "i love college girls, i get older they stay the same age" lol that about sums it up.

People think it is "good" to "grow up" but i say that is crap and i will continue my recreation as long as i can stretch it out. That is good for you man that you are happy with one chick but basically one is never enough that's what i say why not eat from the buffet table.

Now that's weird. I have a similar phobia, but I have this fear that Teddy Kennedy and Diane Feinstein would copulate and produce hundreds of off-spring and they'd all have this long horse-face and sing "The Banana Boat" song.

I like how we hijacked this thread into being able to maintain satisfactory levels of casual sex. Its no good to grow up! I'm 25 and really wish I could roll back the clock and live everyday like I was 22 again. Would be skipping classes, drinking heavily and looking for my $17 exacta payouts on new chicks from week to week.

I admire your desire to eat at the buffet table, man. Keep it up!!!!

I like how we hijacked this thread into being able to maintain satisfactory levels of casual sex. Its no good to grow up! I'm 25 and really wish I could roll back the clock and live everyday like I was 22 again. Would be skipping classes, drinking heavily and looking for my $17 exacta payouts on new chicks from week to week.

I admire your desire to eat at the buffet table, man. Keep it up!!!!

oh man...a Kennedy-Feinstein breed is bad news.

You got that right; man if there ever was a reason for birth control.....!!!!

I'm scared of bees. Ever since I pet a bee when I was two and it stung me. One of my earliest memories-- my mother told me to leave it alone and as soon as she went back into the house I reached out to stroke its little fuzzy back. I still remember running into the kitchen, screaming, and my mom saying into the phone, "I have to go.... yes, she petted the bee."

And since then, little yellow stingy critters scare me. Bees, hornets, yellowjackets. I love snakes, though, and I'm down with spiders.

And people who take Ann Coulter seriously scare me.

Growing old scares the crap out of me. I have about 30 yrs to get used to it though. I just don't want to be left in a home somewhere to rot alone.

You and me both dude, I HATE BEES! It doesn't matter if I leave them alone, cause they always fly right at me anyway. Hornets especially!

They're like cats-- they know when you don't like them and it makes you irresistable. Except cats pretty much just rub up against you and aggravate your allergies while bees and hornets STING YOU AND CAUSE YOU PAIN OR AT LEAST MAKE YOU LOOK REALLY STUPID AS YOU RUN IN CIRCLES YELLING, "BEE! BEE!"

And I like cats okay, even if I am allergic.

Oh! I'm scared of getting a bedbug infestation, too.

Im scared of Democrats....except one certian little red haired one...:D :D

You're lucky you're cute, Kev. That's all I'm saying. ;)

Hi......................uhmmmmm....lets see.... Susan.

Slap me if I'm wrong.

Fine... bend over.

I'm afraid of being struck by lightning in the kidney.

Doorknobs frighten me.

I'm afraid of clowns but I can explain that. My dad was murdered by a clown.

Recently I've become concerned that strangers on the internet think I'm weird. Or don't take me seriously. I have both fears.

I don't like the way cows look at me.

Thats it for now.

chromer, you have my vote for funniest poster on here. "Doorknobs frighten me"!! lol

when i read your above rant it sounds like something dr. evil would say in a Austin Powers movie
"When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really"

Chromer! Looooooooong time no see, dude.

I remember reading your hilarious sh*t on the old TT forum!

i'm afraid of horse poop! there is alot of it and sometimes its a weird green color and when the horse has diahreeah its really gross and icky. i'm scared that i might step in it because i dont' want to get my shoes dirty then smell like horse poop for the rest of the year. thats icky!