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randallscott35 11-27-2006 06:51 PM

Photo Of the Day 11/27
 
The objective here is to come up with a caption for the photograph. Funnier the better.



Come Join the New TotalWhore Yoga Class. Signups Wednesday!

GPK 11-27-2006 06:55 PM

"I Said Pull My Hair Dammit!!!"

randallscott35 11-27-2006 06:57 PM

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"I Said Pull My Hair Dammit!!!"

LOL, see it can be fun. You beat mine.

GPK 11-27-2006 06:58 PM

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LOL, see it can be fun. You beat mine.

Rand....whatever it is you are on tonight....can I have some please???

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:01 PM

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Rand....whatever it is you are on tonight....can I have some please???

Its called this girl at work who I'm crazy about....Moving right along.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:02 PM

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Its called this girl at work who I'm crazy about....Moving right along.

oh geez....poor guy. She crazy about you?

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:03 PM

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oh geez....poor guy. She crazy about you?

She has a boyfriend but that is ending b/c of moi. Just friends as of now, but the signs are excellent.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:04 PM

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She has a boyfriend but that is ending b/c of moi. Just friends as of now, but the signs are excellent.


homewrecker...:eek:

paisjpq 11-27-2006 07:05 PM

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Its called this girl at work who I'm crazy about....Moving right along.

uh oh cat's out of the bag:eek:

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:05 PM

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homewrecker...:eek:

Turn on that Class Flirt charm and the knees get weak.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:05 PM

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Turn on that Class Flirt charm and the knees get weak.


she have a big booty????:D

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:06 PM

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she have a big booty????:D

No Kev, I like proper proportions, not baby got back songs.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:08 PM

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No Kev, I like proper proportions, not baby got back songs.


she can have little junk in the trunk and be proportioned:D

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:09 PM

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she can have little junk in the trunk and be proportioned:D

I don't like a big as.s. She's too cute Kev....I would wreck her home in a heart beat for this girl...Think it was going down hill before I came along, I'm just making it happen sooner.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:11 PM

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I don't like a big as.s. She's too cute Kev....I would wreck her home in a heart beat for this girl...Think it was going down hill before I came along, I'm just making it happen sooner.


remind me...your 26 right??

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:13 PM

just turned 27 and she just turned 23.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:14 PM

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just turned 27 and she just turned 23.


she teach anatomy???:D

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:15 PM

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she teach anatomy???:D

She will. English right now.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:17 PM

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She will. English right now.


No...No...NO...NO...NO....YOU need to be teaching the anatomy.

Sigh...you have so much to learn.

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:21 PM

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No...No...NO...NO...NO....YOU need to be teaching the anatomy.

Sigh...you have so much to learn.

TEach me master yoda.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:21 PM

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TEach me master yoda.


LOTS of work to do here....

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:25 PM

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LOTS of work to do here....

Start from the beginning. Think of me as Ralph Macchio. In fact, call me Daniel Son.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:28 PM

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Start from the beginning. Think of me as Ralph Macchio. In fact, call me Daniel Son.


2 things first and foremost....

1. Get rid of that sh*t eating grin on your face...
2. Get rid of that hard on you have been sporting all night:eek:

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:29 PM

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2 things first and foremost....

1. Get rid of that sh*t eating grin on your face...
2. Get rid of that hard on you have been sporting all night:eek:

Done and done....Next

GPK 11-27-2006 07:31 PM

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Done and done....Next


ok....that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too quick on #2.

The remaining lessons will be taught over the phone. Just too valuable to give away here on the board for free.:cool:

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:34 PM

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ok....that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too quick on #2.

The remaining lessons will be taught over the phone. Just too valuable to give away here on the board for free.:cool:

Ok boss. We will confer sometime this week. Looking forward to learning from a true jedi. Although if you have seen some of the girls I've been with including one I brought to the Spa, you might be taking the lessons.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:35 PM

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Ok boss. We will confer sometime this week. Looking forward to learning from a true jedi. Although if you have seen some of the girls I've been with including one I brought to the Spa, you might be taking the lessons.


surely you jest???:rolleyes:

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:39 PM

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surely you jest???:rolleyes:

Nope, you would be proud.

paisjpq 11-27-2006 07:41 PM

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Ok boss. We will confer sometime this week. Looking forward to learning from a true jedi. Although if you have seen some of the girls I've been with including one I brought to the Spa, you might be taking the lessons.

relatives don't count Rand:p

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:42 PM

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relatives don't count Rand:p

Ask Steve the first year I met him. Brought the girl I went out with for 7 years with me. He'll tell you. She was not a relative. At least I think.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:43 PM

Im in very little danger of finding anything decent looking in Roanoke....slim pickings around here....

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:44 PM

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Im in very little danger of finding anything decent looking in Roanoke....slim pickings around here....

Bottom feeders. Sorry about that. Its called travel.

paisjpq 11-27-2006 07:45 PM

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Ask Steve the first year I met him. Brought the girl I went out with for 7 years with me. He'll tell you. She was not a relative. At least I think.

OK...well ancient history don't count for much either...we'll see next summer

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:45 PM

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OK...well ancient history don't count for much either...we'll see next summer

If my ship comes in on this one, I will be a hero to Kev.

paisjpq 11-27-2006 07:46 PM

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If my ship comes in on this one, I will be a hero to Kev.

I am a much more critical audience;)

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:47 PM

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I am a much more critical audience;)

Beth, you will say the same. I know it for a fact.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:48 PM

Hero???? yeeesh....that will take ALOT for me to be that impressed, but we shall see.

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:52 PM

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Hero???? yeeesh....that will take ALOT for me to be that impressed, but we shall see.

Let me get to that point(please God) and I will buy you dinner if you think I'm wrong. No joke. Porterhouse and fine liquors included.

GPK 11-27-2006 07:57 PM

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Let me get to that point(please God) and I will buy you dinner if you think I'm wrong. No joke. Porterhouse and fine liquors included.


It's on...I hope to be able to judge at Toga or BC next year.

randallscott35 11-27-2006 07:59 PM

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It's on...I hope to be able to judge at Toga or BC next year.

Its worth dinner just to get you to judge, it would mean I'd be a very happy man.


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