hi_im_god
 

back to answer your questions.

Hey little "g",
You probably know what you said in Exodus 20:2,3,4, and especially 7.
If these are not your revealed words, just say so.
However, if you are posing as someone far greater, then that's between you and Him.
My guess is that unless you repent, some nasty stuff will be in store for you.

ps...Please don't answer me, answer to Him.

you might want to start your own string "reminding god what i think he said."

The real God said it very plainly. Open the book and read it.
God does not need to be reminded.
You are in deep need of forgiveness.
Unfortunately that's something I can't offer. Ask me and I'll tell you who can.
Good luck, and bring plenty of marshmallows.

good luck to you. try that forgiveness thing. i designed it to work even better for the giver than the receiver.

so...

anyone have any qusetions?

pick an ID god...please. before they both disappear.

Yes, how is the ESPN board going? You know, your home.

"hi_im_god".

got it. thanks.

any questions?

good enough I'll delete your other one then.

seems to be okay. how are you?

Just great. If this is God, and I'm sure it is, I could use some help in wooing the girl of my dreams. Please see what you can do.

it's free will, monkey. you can't have that and me running things also.

good luck with the girl.

Thanks. I was hoping for more from you God, but maybe its a busy day up there.

Pais,
Delete them both. Trolls don't belong here.

i do seem to dissapoint some on here. just part of the job.

OK god, I have this never ending supply of cash. Should I share it, bury it, or spend it all on me? Or, give it to Jimmy Swigart?

Must be awfully boring over there if you trolls have to come here totry and get your jollies.
The folks you love to hate left you, and now you have nothing to talk about apparently.

imagine your life was over. what would make you feel best looking back on your life at that point with what you did?

do that.

OK, I'll bury it.
Thanks.

hello. nice chatting.

you forgot. but it's okay.

i love almost everything you monkeys do. so creative.

remember now?

everything you monkey's do is entertaining to me.

you and free will were the best idea's i ever had.

keep up the good work.

bye god...mods do your stuff..

none. the bite does it.

chicken 1.0 came first. the current model is chicken 5.4. there will be one more modifcation to the current version before i roll out 6.0.

you are monkey 3.1. i know that was the next question.

tsk tsk.

and you were doing so well up till then.

have to tend to the collapse of a neutron star to an infinite point. very odd stuff. might take some time.

you monkeys stay kind to each other. i'll check in later.

wow. what an a-hole.

i want to apologize. "you monkeys stay kind to each other"?

neutron stars and infinite points. i think i was masturbating a lot. it's the only excuse i have.

What was your other called?

chromer. i was a legend.

Carrying on with the fireside chat....

Who is Downthestretch55?

How does he have over 4k posts - and yet I've never seen him here?

Who is Blue Eyes?

Is she hot? Gayest screen name ever if that's a dude.

Why are DaHoss's posts invisible?

Which of the two Esurance chicks would you rather nail?

Sounds like something PG'85 might say ... and ya know ... he had multiple screen names as well.

Indian Charlie - put on your tinfoil hat - and get in here.

Why apologize? We are monkeys.

Speaking of monkeys, the best monkey video of all time is in need of a repost here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

Damn, it was just mere moments ago that I had removed my tin foil hat!!!

Do you still wear your pointy cap?

down was timm before the lobotomy.

blueeyes/dixie/dixiesassistant were the reason i couldn't run multiple id's here.

dahoss is byk's alternate id when he's tired of all the crap.

i'd do the plain mildly fat progressive actress. she seems like less trouble.