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The ClydeVivor/SightyPooKins BC Contest
Play one or both days. Details forthcoming (or suggestions welcome :)).
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Yay!
I like the WPS on one fine steed format. I also suggest a StevieAll of any race of our choice each day with resulting exacta, trifecta and superfecta payoffs for that race. For example: BC Sprint - STEVIEALL RACE (I suggest this with much fondness for our man Stevie, of course :) ) |
Count me in, Ms. Winter!
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From our beloved ~ Clyde
================================================== =============== Welcome to all intelligent horsey fans. I would like to also welcome those horsey fans here at NerdyTrail. Nice having you all viewing ClydesNotes. Uh,SightyPoo....you were right:no Ben'sKittyPoo.He reminded me of BlueGrassCattyKinsSloth.I believe I was right.L'Arletta----yes,RudeGirl did mercifully pull the plug on the Human Gourd: DaffyDanny.Credit is deserved,although it could be said she had something to do with it by example of her critical flame out.Now,if GenuineCrazyLady and CheekyHO don't return,we will know what we have suspected all along the way.Congratulations to The Debontah for barely beating me in the Maryland's HundredThousands.She beat me by just one with her Bear Claw selection.Boy.....that paid a LOT for 2 dollah.I do hope her Snailness is now done with her Godammity painting. I have noticed recently---- a new sugar free religious sect has blown into NerdyTrail.At east one is a serious member of NoAdvantage and that poster is:NewJerseyStinksBecauseILiveInNewJersey.At least he's honest.I hope none of those in that group harbor any criminal types. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEwuJpgsBu4 Huge Millie Jackson fan....HUGE. MerHigh me Baby!!!! Yow. Anyhoo....This BC coming offers maybe the biggest opportunity yet for ostentatious payoffs.CLYDEFORM!! is now pouring through preposterously large amounts of all sorts of salacious number crunching to bring you,the sucker----EAUXH!!----I meant you,the honored customer,the best possible chance at experiencing a life changer. I understand STEVIEFORM!! will make it's debut for the BC,but I think you will find one has to make too many bets per race for it to really,really work. Is it hot in here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLWVqUZvT0 I was out in the Starship yesterday,cruising through the nebula after sniffing 3 day old cedar embers and gulping down 2 bottles of that wife swapping liquid purple heroin and self injecting two cooked spoonfuls of St.Joseph's Aspirin for Children. Then I went over to Debbie's to help her finish her Godammity painting. HorseyFans, I don't know whether to say "ALWAYS do this " or "NEVER do this." But I'm leaning toward "ALWAYS". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-kWj_kXzVg |
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A message from the outside ~ Clyde
================================================== Does the meaning of life; escape you?I think if one did have a philosophy.... buzzing through the message boards of today would vaporize that----right ricky-ticky. We have become a legion of buffoons, massing along various fronts of moral malaise. Kill all mocking birds. This is why I have removed me from we. I have no trumpet to toot nor list of demands.It is not within my realm to be a part of any team concept as teams blow big time.The word union, for me....connotes plumbing parts-----and that's it.It brings thoughts of nipples and those red bush things as well as a plethora of male and female connectives. Anyone see Hidalgo? I just saw it and thought it a fine example of a parable within a classically made film.Actually,I don't care if anyone saw it or what their opinion might be if they did see it.If I said this at NA;there would be 5,000 replies with the last 4995 replies having nothing to do with the topic.... nor each other.A certain moderator would mention his appearance on anything -----about,oh say 25 times.Drainos would talk about trigonometry at least twice,Tits would pm each replier with a veiled offer of sex.Most would take her up on the offer;some,taking her up on it in the thread.NA,the owner, would read all the PRIVATE messages and become vigorously jealous and dart all who took her up on the offer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySmy4_VgnV4 This is good filler until Ms. Longerie decides she's ready to detail the BC contest,right? Is Post 465 becoming the Area 51 of NT?I'm still working on the "couch lose n the elevator story."So,not to worry.....and it will be worth the wait.Do you believe those stickers by your local counties weights and measures commissioner really mean they actually calibrated those weighing and measuring devices to accuracy?If you do,then I think you would also click on the headline stating,"Police reveal BRUTAL photos of Palin family fight." I don't know ,SportyFans.Don't you get tired of being fleeced?My God, just "cruise" the i-net and see if you don't come back feeling sodomized.It's like reading a newspaper that is haunted by the spirit of PT Barnum. "for the fly-blown words that make me spew still in his ears were holy and he was born knowing what i had learned out if books and slowly.......................................... ....................................but the thing i saw in your face no power can disinherit no bomb that ever burst shatters the crystal spirit" I have selected The Cleaner to win the Puds Plate. Boy,that sounds just awful. But bet against, and you just might get taken to the cleaners. Bah....I have uninspired myself----again.I can only hope I have done the same for you----the hawsey player. I close for the hell of it, because the state of being without memories; you are either dead or have yet to be born https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0 |
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BC contest rules: Pick 1 horse in each race. He, she or it (gelding) will be your WPS horsey. In addition-you may pick 1 race each day (For Clyde, that's 1 race Friday and 1 race Saturday) for your StevieAll race. Only condition is said race must have at least 10 runners by race day. Late scratches won't apply to the 10 rule. All bets will be $2 bets. You may also pick 1 horse each day as your BEST BET of the day. It will also be WPS and $10ACB. Any questions should be directed to Clyde.:D Prizes: 1. An ebola survival gift basket containing a build it yourself hazmat suit, gloves, a 21 day supply of food and toilet paper, bleach, and an 8x10 of Clyde so you don't get lonely. 2. Since this is a 2 day event, a $200 donation for our very own SightyPooKins. :{>: Steve has very graciously posted the PP's for every BC race in the Padlock so begin handicapping and may the biggest cheater win!:tro: |
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I think we should get all DT'ers together and have a race like this :D
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v...162273&fref=nf |
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I want to ride the big tricycle! |
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Maybe his best work......
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...1&postcount=46 I was looking for the Morty quote where he said something like horses ran faster times on the inner course because it was the shortest way around the track.. |
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A message from our sponsor-Clyde:
=================================== DOO DAH!! Good eve-ah-ning race horsey aficionado's. The BC is once gain weaving....I mean looming.Does looming indicate a few days? Don't know.Maybe I should have left it at "nears."Close enough. And once again ,there are too many races. And too many days,but suppliers will go to any extent to bilk their customers as long as customers allow such bilking. And it's at Santa Anita; but it does give Santa Anita something to do . It also allows them to show off the biggest thrill ride not at Cedar Point:Their 6 furlong course.You know what? Nick Tamaruianonetti.That's what.He should be a jockey.I think he would excel at that endeavor.But then he couldn't be a horsey picker.You can't do both can you? Anyways!!....I looked at one of the asylum escapees blog site.Think the name is Rupturan....something like that.If you look close at that second photo of hers/his-----that's Dicky Betts!! Yow. Pretty good stuff there.Who's that Crouton guy?He kind of boasts a lot.Doesn't he know about NoAdvantage? Maybe not.American Sparrow------out due to a deep thyroid bruise.Too bad as I really enjoy seeing American Veterinarian (Baffert) lose.You don't have it anymore,Baffert.Join Keith Oblermann and retire already. Oh! By the by.....uhm,Debbie.Can you knock down the Sports Comedienne routine? Just a little? And I am answering no questions.That's your domain.You would only refer them to Post 465 anyways.To Ralph Geeker: Thanks for bringing back another example of my fine 5 star work.That one was from about..... 5 years ago,was it? That's when a few liked me.Now, no one likes me.I seem to be cycular.I'll be darned....Spill Chuck says cycular is not a word, but it is.Baffert must have bought it. Here's a recurring dream I have about public handicappers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Mj2t9RnFg The theme for this years BC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhRvU00TXT0 ( Oh Roy,Oh Roy....is that yo hawsey?) God does that blow-----or what? googlies! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41bEZPo-J4 |
Friday's BC Races:
Juvenile Turf Juvenile Filly Turf Dirt Mile Distaff Pick 1 horse in each race for your WPS. Pick 1 horse for your BEST BET of the day. StevieAll Race-Can be any of the 4 races as long as there are 10 horses entered. You may pick 5. Please use the following format: I really like this one: Most Likely: Could Happen: Damn! I should have picked that one: What The F*ck! Shoot me now!: |
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R6 ~ #10 Start Up Nation
R7 ~ #1 Goldencents *BEST BET** R8 ~ #9 Lady Zulu R9 ~ #10 Untapable Stevie-All-Race Race 9 I really like this one: Close Hatches Most Likely: Untapable Could Happen:Don't Tell Sopia Damn! I should have picked that one:Belle Gallantey What The F*ck! Shoot me now!:Valiant Emilia |
From the creator of Clydeform ~ Clyde
================================================== ======== R-6....#4,Commemorative **BEST BET** R-7....#2,Carve **BEST BET** R-8....#12,Tammy The Torpedo R-9....#5,Unbridled Forever Stevie-All-Race Race 7: I really like this one: Carve Most Likely: Gold Incense Could Happen:Tapiture Damn! I should have picked that one:Big Bane Theory What The F*ck! Shoot me now!:Fed Biz |
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Good luck to all!:tro: |
doo dah advanced toolies!
6th Commemmorative 7th Tapiture 8th Quality Rocks (Bet Best) 9th Stanwyck Stevie all race 9 I kinda like this one Stanwyck most likely Untappable could happen L'amour de Ma Vie g'dammitty not Belle Gallantey woah! Valiant Emilia |
Friday's BC Races:
Juvenile Turf- Commemorative Juvenile Filly Turf- LADY ZUZU (BEST BET) Dirt Mile- Tapiture :{>: Distaff- Untapable StevieAll Race-Race 8 Juvenile Fillies Turf :zz: I really like this one: Lady Zuzu Most Likely: Lady Eli Could Happen: Qualify Damn! I should have picked that one: Sivoliere What The F*ck! Shoot me now!:Rainha Da Bateria |
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Good luck to all! |
Friday's BC Races:
Race 6 - Juvenile Turf: War Envoy Race 7 - Dirt Mile: Goldencents (best bet) Race 8 - Juvenile Filly Turf: Lady Eli Race 9 - Distaff: Untapable StevieAll Race- Distaff I really like this one: Don't Tell Sophia Most Likely: Untapable Could Happen: Close Hatches Damn! I should have picked that one: Belle Gallantey What The F*ck! Shoot me now!: Ria Antonia |
Welcome Today's Players! :)
I see our Clyde has picked 2 BEST BET'S(always the cheatah!:D) so as moderator of this contest, I shall award him the bigger payout should both his horseys win. He shall also receive 1 extra hershey bar-no peanuts.:{>: |
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Well done sir!!!:tro::D |
Juvenile Turf #10 Starch Up Nation
Juvenile Filly Turf #6 Sivoleary Dirt Mile #1 Goldencentsless Distaff $4 Belle Golightly Best Bet Race 7 I really like this one: Tapiture Most Likely: Goldencents Could Happen: Fed Biz Damn! I should have picked that one: Vicars in Trouble What The F*ck! Shoot me now!: Handsome Mike |
First race is in the books....
Crinkle Trash can. |
My best bet was scratched at gate.
I select the winner as best bet. |
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Old Dog is in front at this point! |
I think someone's not happy. Such is life Clyde.:{>:
============================================== OBJECTION!! Against all the players. |
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Total Friday Winnings=$83.20 |
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Total Friday Winnings=$7.10 |
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley View Post Friday's BC Races: Juvenile Turf-Commemorative=0 Juvenile Filly Turf-TAMMY THE TORPEDO (BEST BET)=0 Dirt Mile-Pants on Fire=$4.00 Distaff-Iotapa=$4.00 StevieAll Race-Race 8 Juvenile Fillies Turf I really like this one:Tammy The Torpedo Most Likely: Sivoliere Could Happen:Lady Eli Damn! I should have picked that one:Osaila What The F*ck! Shoot me now!:Rainha Da Bateria Total Friday Winnings=$8.00 |
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Total Friday Winnings=$6.80 |
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Total Friday Winnings=$32 |
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Total Friday Winnings=$83.20 |
[quote=casp0555;1004118]Juvenile Turf #10 Starch Up Nation=0
Juvenile Filly Turf #6 Sivoleary=0 Dirt Mile #1 Goldencentsless=$8.10 Distaff $4 Belle Golightly Best Bet=0 Race 7=Ex=$7.10 I really like this one: Tapiture Most Likely: Goldencents Could Happen: Fed Biz Damn! I should have picked that one: Vicars in Trouble What The F*ck! Shoot me now!: Handsome Mike[/QUO Total Friday Winnings=$15.20 |
Friday Totals;
Arletta and Old Dog tied for the lead with $83.20 each Sighty in second with $32.00 And the rest of us saving our best for Saturday.;) |
Saturday's BC Races:
Juvenile Fillies - Top Decile F & M Turf - Secret Gesture F & M Sprint - Artemis Agrotera :{>: Turf Sprint - No Nay Never Juvenile - Upstart Turf - Telescope Sprint - Bourbon Courage Mile - Anodin Classic - Tonalist BEST BET: TONALIST StevieAll Race - F & M Sprint I really like this one: Artemis Agrotera Most Likely: Stonetastic Could Happen: Leigh Court Damn! I should have picked that one:Sweet Reason What The F*ck! Shoot me now!: Judy the Beauty |
Saturday:
Juve Filly-Feathered F&M Turf-Dank F&M Sprint-Stonetastic Turf Sprint-Home Run Kitten Juve-One Lucky Dame Turf-Flintshire Sprint-Fast Anna Mile-Anodin Classic-CIGAR STREET (BEST BET) StevieAll Race: Classic Cigar Street Bayern Zivo Shared Belief Footbridge ANY LATE SCRATCHES AND YOU GET THE FAVORITE. |
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