The earliest evah, super-duper, really big Derby contest
 

It's too early to do this so let's do it anyway (and besides, it's another uneventful Monday and I'm about to lapse into a coma)... the (ta-da!) pre-Derby exacta contest.

All you have to do to enter is post the exacta (box).

Aside from winning bragging rights for hitting the exacta over three weeks out fabulous prizes await (!) including... a NY Horsies Rule hat signed by our very own Vegas Kid, an advance copy of A Century of Jokes by Big Run, admission to one of the very special workshops that Cardus gives rather infrequenly (Internet Forums and You - Tips for Success in the Art of Sarcasm)*, a sharpie so you can scribble over the word "hoss" every time you see it, and the grand prize...

(Music, please)...

An all expense paid trip to Judy "Crazy Fingers" Cedeno (who Alabama was nice enough to share with all of us on the I Need Your Help thread) (Speaking of which where's Boggie?) for your very own artisan braids!

(Whilst I know people will be clamoring for the limited-edition Calzone Lord socks I'm afraid they are no longer available. Sorry, kids).

Soooo who wants to go first?

Lurkers... please consider posting. This is the kinda thread where you can kinda enter the forum nonchalantly and get that first awkward post out of the way.

* (said with utmost respect so don't get mad at me!)

And movies to go along with my jokes...and i'll throw in a brand new YB cap and large t-shirt..:p
And how many horses can we use in the ex box...I need at least 5..:)

If you need 5 start your own contest. :p

Two.

Period.

Orb/Falling Sky

Excuse me, Sir, kindly stop reading my mind.

Orb / Falling Sky, damnit! :confused: :p

6-9 box ( the pervert exacta)

Who you calling a pervert?:mad:
That's my favorite ex numbers.
So i'll go with my 2nd fav, Murphy's 5@10:p

Oxbow / Orb

You're crazy if you think I'm going to be accused of stealing your exacta!

(Well you're crazy anyway, but...) :p

These have been my Derby boys since round 1. :)

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...res#post918795


Very nice. :)

Oxbow/Revolutionary.:)

:rolleyes:

ez breezy
 

revolutionary +verrazano

Verrazano & Orb
 

thank you for the contest

Verrazano & Orb

Orb + Rydilluc

I'll Have Another/Bodemiester

Zenyatta/Zenyatta

Ricky Bobby/Cal Naughton Jr.

Oxbow/Orb

How sweet. You're making me wish there were really some kinda prize here! :D :)

Always nice to see the people who don't post much join in (cough cough lurkers... how can you stand reading and remaining quiet? That would drive me crazy!).

Thanks to the people who can actually follow direction. Interesting to see your picks!

Who else wants to play?

Your're welcome my Dear ;) But I think DeboDeb needs some help.

I'll play, but only because I want to get a hold of bigrun's jokebook:

ORB & NORMANDY INVASION

P.S. Shouldn't this thread be moved into the "Contests" section or is it too esoteric for that?

DoD and MMSC

First alternate

Normandy Invasion and Revolutionary

flashback and whoever rht likes.

i thought about reversing the order but on reflection decided that flashback has a better shot.

I can only think of one person here who is in serious need of help and that one isn't down here, so...:p

No! This belongs down here. :)

:D

Okay but if we do it once it doesn't make us lesbians, right? :p

:D I don't think I should touch that....but no certainly not...lol

Hey!!:mad:







:{>:

You are a very smart man.:D

Perhaps Bigrun's jokebook could be the contest prize????:p

Dahlink apparently you are so overcome with emotion or lust or something - what with Geekie and PayDa et al - that you are forgetting this is indeed one of the fabulous prizes!

Was gonna add to that one... like maybe a gun and single bullet to blow ones brains out or some advil (kidding, Big Run :D ) but decided to leave as is and besides... none of the prizes compare with the grand prize... corn rows or whatever one calls them.

Oh, lest I forget... the prizes are transferable so if I win my own contest I shall forfeit the grand prize and bestow it upon one of the forum gents.

Tesseron/Divine Ambition

Indeed, my prized jokebook is the only worthwhile prize in the bunch..-no disrespect my fair lady-...:{>:
And as a bonus, if a lady wins I will throw in an autographed picture of a recent trip to the beach..





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... and suddenly becoming a lesbian is sounding pretty damned good...

:mad::p....thought you were one:rolleyes::)

That's what she said . . .

Perv. :p

You double your wardrobe !

Be a helluva loss to all mankind...:p:p

Someone has been hitting the HGH! :D

I'd be happy to donate this photo - I just need someone to sign it :p


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Guilty.

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My super-duper picks:

Flashback / Hear the Ghost

er . . .

Really?

Oh.

Later.